PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson McFly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kardashian
vs
McFly

195 cm
25
183 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

195 cm
24
195 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jackson McFly!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kardashian tries to clinch up.
McFly misses with an uppercut.
McFly connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kardashian's hands.
McFly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFly tries to bum rush Kardashian with a series of wild strikes but Kardashian uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McFly connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kardashian momentarily.
McFly fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McFly's coach down at Extreme MMA (7 Elites $250/week) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McFly's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kardashian wants to clinch up but McFly keeps it at a distance.
Kardashian showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McFly.

Kardashian gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
Kardashian has McFly pressed against the cage, preventing McFly from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Kardashian on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFly blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kardashian lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kardashian lands with a left to the head.
Kardashian lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly tries to break the clinch but Kardashian is controlling the position.
Kardashian lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McFly backwards.
Kardashian lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kardashian.
Kardashian misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from Kardashian as the two fighters clinch.
Kardashian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

It looks like Jackson McFly has been cut.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Kardashian really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McFly.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but McFly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian cracks McFly with a nice body shot.
Kardashian gets through McFly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kardashian softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kardashian.
Still in the clinch, Kardashian scores with a nice short uppercut.
McFly wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as McFly controls his hands.
Kardashian lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but McFly uses good head movement to avoid it.
McFly blocks a body shot from Kardashian.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFly prevents a body shot from Kardashian.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by McFly.
McFly wants to get back to striking at distance but Kardashian won't allow it.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Still in the clinch, Kardashian scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
McFly blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McFly wants to get back to striking at distance but Kardashian won't allow it.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McFly.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by McFly.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McFly.
McFly has had enough of the clinch but Kardashian keeps him there for the moment.
Kardashian misses with a body punch.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McFly tries to break the clinch but Kardashian is controlling the position.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as McFly controls his hands.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
McFly blocking some punches.
McFly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Kardashian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jackson McFly's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kardashian walks into a left hand.
McFly displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kardashian throws out the jab.
McFly throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kardashian is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A jab lands there for McFly.

Kardashian moves into range and clinches up with McFly.
McFly prevents a body shot from Kardashian.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McFly can do to turn this around?
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McFly's elbow.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian tries to throw a body punch but McFly avoids it by throwing Kardashian back against the cage.
McFly blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian lands a hook that snaps the head of McFly backwards.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Kardashian misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian prevents McFly from breaking the clinch.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as McFly controls the action.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kim Kardashian has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kardashian tries to throw a body punch but McFly avoids it by throwing Kardashian back against the cage.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian cracks McFly with a nice body shot.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian prevents McFly from breaking the clinch.
McFly blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
McFly blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
Kardashian misses with a punch to the body.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but McFly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian lands a shoulder strike.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McFly is trying to break the clinch but Kardashian is controlling him.
Kardashian working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as McFly controls his hands.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by McFly.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but McFly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McFly blocking some punches.
McFly is trying to break free.
A shot in the inside from Kardashian.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly blocking some punches.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian tries a body shot but McFly blocks it.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian lands with a light punch inside.
Kardashian lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kardashian scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McFly blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McFly.
Kardashian lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McFly backwards.
McFly blocking some punches.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Kardashian dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jackson McFly's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

McFly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kardashian.
McFly throws a right hand that Kardashian ducks under and follows up with a left that Kardashian also avoids with ease.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kardashian looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McFly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kardashian moves in looking to clinch but McFly pushes him off.
McFly swats away the attempt to clinch by Kardashian.
Kardashian fails with an attempt to clinch.

Kardashian forces McFly back against the cage and clinches.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McFly.
Kardashian lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McFly blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kardashian lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kardashian.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Kardashian scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kardashian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McFly is trying to break free.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by McFly.
McFly is trying to force a seperation but Kardashian has the dominant position.
Kardashian gets through McFly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
Kardashian lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kardashian lands a nice uppercut.
Kardashian softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kardashian works on McFly's body with a couple of short punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kardashian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McFly is trying to break free.
Kardashian digs a right hand underneath McFly's ribcage. McFly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McFly blocking some punches.
Kardashian tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McFly's elbow.
Kardashian lands a nice shot to the body.
McFly is trying to break the clinch but Kardashian has him pressed against the cage.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kardashian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kardashian has McFly pressed against the cage, preventing McFly from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as McFly controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
McFly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kardashian lands a body punch.
Kardashian tries to throw a body punch but McFly avoids it by throwing Kardashian back against the cage.
McFly blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Kardashian.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kardashian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McFly blocking some punches.
McFly prevents a body shot from Kardashian.
A nice left hand lands by Kardashian.
Kardashian scores with a hook to the body.
McFly is looking to break free of the clinch but Kardashian has double underhooks.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
McFly tries to break free but Kardashian pushes him back against the cage.
McFly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian misses with a punch to the body.
Jackson McFly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kim Kardashian showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kardashian, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Kardashian!
Kim Kardashian made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I'm Pregnant Again, Thanks Kanye! I'd like to thank Dissolution Fight Wear for making my Booty Look Great.'.