PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alberto Tomba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Abe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Uncle Sam Goddamn. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Abe
vs
Tomba

200 cm
34
283 lbs
23 - 15 - 0

214 cm
31
300 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alberto Tomba!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tomba lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tomba looks to score with a jab to the body but Abe is just out of range.
Tomba throws a head kick but Abe moves out of range.

Tomba cracks Abe with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Abe looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tomba finish him?

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.
Tomba throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Abe crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Alberto Tomba!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Alberto Tomba made sure he mentioned Wild Ones Apparel (Fightwear and Laundry), along with how happy he was to win his fight.