PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Kilpatrick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Gumble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilpatrick comes to the cage accompanied by Irish pub. Eddie Kilpatrick has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Kilpatrick
vs
Gumble

225 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Kayos Klothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eddie Kilpatrick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barney Gumble!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gumble wants to clinch up but Kilpatrick keeps it at a distance.
Gumble tries to clinch up.

Kilpatrick closes the distance and pushes Gumble back into the cage.
Kilpatrick throws a knee to the head but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gumble.
Gumble looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Gumble lands with a left to the head.
Kilpatrick tries to pull guard but Gumble forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Gumble - that landed with a thud.
Kilpatrick wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Gumble has him pressed against the cage.
Gumble lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kilpatrick is breathing heavily.
A short left from Gumble.
A frustrated look appears on Kilpatrick's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right from Gumble on the inside.
Nice body punch from Gumble.
Gumble scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Kilpatrick is rocked!
Gumble working aggressively here.
Oh Kilpatrick is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gumble misses with the head strike.
Gumble misses with some punches.
Kilpatrick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gumble has a couple of punches blocked by Kilpatrick.
Gumble fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gumble throws a punch but it's blocked by Kilpatrick.
Kilpatrick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Gumble working aggressively here.
Gumble has a couple of punches blocked by Kilpatrick.
A head punch on the inside from Gumble fails to land.
Gumble throws a head punch that misses.
Gumble has a couple of punches blocked by Kilpatrick.
Gumble fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gumble.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gumble throws a head punch that misses.
Kilpatrick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Gumble as the two fighters clinch.
Gumble fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kilpatrick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gumble working aggressively here.
Gumble misses with a punch on the inside.
Gumble has a couple of punches blocked by Kilpatrick.
Gumble swings wildly with an uppercut but Kilpatrick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gumble throws a head punch that misses.
Kilpatrick seems to have got his legs back now.
Gumble lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Kilpatrick to his knees! Gumble keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barney Gumble!
A less than humble Barney Gumble misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Eddie Kilpatrick spoke after the fight, saying 'well a loss is a loss im gunna go recover over a pint of guiness'.