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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Abu Bakr Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Plumber is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm not gay. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
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305 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Abu Bakr Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nick Plumber!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Russell Pearce and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki throws a shot from downtown. Plumber moves away and avoids it.
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki connects with the punch.
It looks like Nick Plumber has been cut.
Plumber misses with a body shot.
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki connects with a crisp jab.
Plumber scores with a hook to the body. Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Plumber just misses with a punch to the body.
Plumber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki was well out of range. Poor timing from Plumber.
Plumber slips under a jab.
Plumber throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Plumber works Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki's body with a nice hook.
A combination from Plumber does no damage.
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki misses with a series of wild punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki thows a left - swing and a miss!
Plumber slips a straight right by Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki.
Plumber throws a shot to the body.
Plumber digs a good hook to Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki's body.
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki is breathing heavily.
Plumber lunges at Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki's hand.
It looks like Abu Bakr Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki has been cut.
Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Plumber shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki is backing up but Plumber catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Al Bagdadi Al Ameriki covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Plumber Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Plumber!
In his post fight interview, Nick Plumber gave a big smile as he said ' I wunna take this oppertunity to set the record straight. The holocaust never .happened. It was made up.
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