PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Benjamin Thumbhisbum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kid Diddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Thumbhisbum
vs
Diddler

174 cm
21
157 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

200 cm
26
150 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Benjamin Thumbhisbum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kid Diddler!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddler misses with a low kick as Thumbhisbum jumps back.
Thumbhisbum scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Diddler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thumbhisbum, right into the meat.
Thumbhisbum thumps Diddler with a low kick.
Thumbhisbum throws a right hand that Diddler ducks under and follows up with a left that Diddler also avoids with ease.
Thumbhisbum smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thumbhisbum lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thumbhisbum feints and then cracks Diddler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Diddler down.
Thumbhisbum stuffs the takedown.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice inside leg kick there by Thumbhisbum. That's going to slow Diddler down.
Diddler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diddler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thumbhisbum can pounce on him.
Thumbhisbum misses with a series of wild punches.
Thumbhisbum has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Thumbhisbum there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thumbhisbum looks to land a combination but Diddler avoids it well.
Diddler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thumbhisbum fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Thumbhisbum swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diddler lands a nice looking body shot.
Diddler is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Thumbhisbum throws a right and a left that Diddler avoids nicely.
Thumbhisbum bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thumbhisbum connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Diddler's hands.
Benjamin Thumbhisbum is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thumbhisbum jabs Diddler right on the nose. Diddler blinks but takes it well.

Diddler is rocked!
Diddler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fighters circling - Diddler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thumbhisbum cracks the inside of Diddler's front leg.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddler misses with a jab to the body
and Thumbhisbum counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Diddler is still on wobbly legs! Can Thumbhisbum finish him?
Diddler walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Thumbhisbum! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Benjamin Thumbhisbum!
Benjamin Thumbhisbum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.