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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunmetal Grey Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Asteroid. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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192 lbs
49 - 25 - 5 |
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195 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
49 - 25 - 5, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gunmetal Grey Ii!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body.
Grey Ii drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Grey Ii lands a really nice looking cross but Asteroid seems unphased.
Asteroid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Grey Ii sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Asteroid paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Grey Ii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grey Ii checks the leg kick nicely there.
A lazy body kick from Asteroid
and Grey Ii counters by moving into the clinch.
Asteroid misses with the head strike.
Asteroid digs a right hand into Grey Ii's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Grey Ii's gas tank.
A head punch on the inside from Asteroid fails to land.
Asteroid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Asteroid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Grey Iis head.
Grey Ii breaks the clinch.
Asteroid pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Asteroid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Grey Ii moved away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grey Ii takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Asteroid connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Asteroid clobbers Grey Ii with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Grey Ii moves out of range easily.
Asteroid motions for Grey Ii to come forward. Asteroid throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Grey Ii is looking to chop away at Asteroid's legs.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut. Grey Ii saw that one coming.
Good standup being displayed there by Asteroid as he connects with a hook.
Grey Ii is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Asteroid paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Grey Ii defending well as Asteroid loads up on a big left hand.
Grey Ii throws a hook but Asteroid avoids it easily.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grey Ii drops his hands momentarily and Asteroid takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Asteroid is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grey Ii lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Grey Ii takes one to the chin there.
Asteroid slips under a jab.
Asteroid tests Grey Ii's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Asteroid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Grey Ii has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Grey Ii and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Grey Ii moves out of range of the body kick.
Grey Ii moves out of range as Asteroid strikes.
Grey Ii misses with a body shot.
Asteroid explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Grey Ii uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid.
Grey Ii sizes up Asteroid with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Asteroid throws a leg kick
and Grey Ii counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Asteroid thinking.
Asteroid throws a body kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Grey Ii misses.
Grey Ii walks into a straight right hand from Asteroid.
Good shot there by Grey Ii.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Grey Ii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grey Ii takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A jab lands there for Asteroid.
Grey Ii moves out of range as Asteroid strikes.
Asteroid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Asteroid takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Asteroid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grey Ii.
Grey Ii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a lazy body kick
and Grey Ii counters with a series of strikes. Asteroid will be more careful next time no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A leg kick checked by Grey Ii.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Asteroid checks a leg kick nicely.
Asteroid swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Grey Ii throws a jab but it's blocked by Asteroid.
Grey Ii lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Asteroid circles away quickly and effectively.
Asteroid closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The fighters circling - Asteroid throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Grey Ii ducks under a wild hook from Asteroid.
Asteroid scores with a hook.
Asteroid catches Grey Ii with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grey Ii looks to throw the jab but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid scores with a head kick.
Grey Ii looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabol Asteroid dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Grey Ii misses with an uppercut.
Grey Ii throws a looping overhand right but Asteroid ducks down to avoid it.
Asteroid takes a swing at Grey Ii's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid connects with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Grey Ii throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Asteroid throws a leg kick
and Grey Ii counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Grey Ii.
Grey Ii working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grey Ii throws a head punch that misses.
Grey Ii blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grey Ii working hard to break the clinch.
Asteroid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grey Ii's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Asteroid fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Grey Ii on the side of the head.
Grey Ii lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Asteroid with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grey Ii does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Asteroid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asteroid gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Grey Ii counters with a slapping leg kick.
Asteroid is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Grey Ii can do to turn this around?
Asteroid uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grey Ii.
Anabol Asteroid is winning the standup battle so far.
Asteroid lands a front kick.
Asteroid lands with a good body shot.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice jab there from Asteroid.
Asteroid loads up on a big right hand but Grey Ii slips the punch.
Grey Ii throws a poor cross that misses
and Asteroid counters with a nice body kick.
Grey Ii comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grey Ii walks into a left hand.
Grey Ii misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Asteroid counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Asteroid throws a chopping leg kick but Grey Ii manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Grey Ii keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Asteroid.
Some wild striking there from Asteroid.
Grey Ii takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Asteroid throws a hook but Grey Ii blocks it.
Grey Ii missing with a left hand there. Asteroid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grey Ii on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Grey Ii slips a jab from Asteroid.
Grey Ii looks to score with a jab to the body but Asteroid is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grey Ii bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Grey Ii drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Asteroid misses with a looping right.
Asteroid displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Asteroid misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Grey Ii chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Good work by Grey Ii as he checks the leg kick.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Grey Ii avoids it.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Grey Ii blocks a leg kick.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Grey Ii avoids it.
Grey Ii tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grey Ii scores with a nice strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Grey Ii stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asteroid.
Asteroid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Grey Ii lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Asteroid tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid lands with a straight right. Grey Ii didn't see that one coming.
Asteroid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grey Ii.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Grey Ii moves out of range.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Asteroid throws a jab when Grey Ii was well out of range.
Grey Ii displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Asteroid throws out the jab.
Asteroid misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabol Asteroid dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Asteroid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grey Ii.
Asteroid pivots, looking for a leg kick but Grey Ii is out of range and Asteroid settles back down.
Asteroid thuds his right hand into Grey Ii's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Grey Ii shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Asteroid walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Grey Ii checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Asteroid misses with a jab, cross combination.
Grey Ii tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Grey Ii takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Asteroid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Grey Ii has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grey Ii scores with a leg kick.
Grey Ii scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Asteroid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asteroid misses with a lunging right hand
and Grey Ii counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grey Ii misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asteroid. That's going to slow Grey Ii down.
Grey Ii lands a slapping body shot.
Asteroid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Grey Ii misses the jab.
Grey Ii lands an overhand right.
Asteroid looks to land a left hand but Grey Ii moved out of range nicely.
Grey Ii avoids a kick to the body.
Grey Ii throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Asteroid.
Grey Ii takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Asteroid misses with a looping right.
Asteroid lands a really nice looking cross but Grey Ii seems unphased.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a leg kick that is checked
and Asteroid takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Asteroid misses with a looping left.
Asteroid is looking to land body kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Asteroid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Grey Ii throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grey Ii lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Grey Ii connects with a solid leg kick.
Grey Ii checks the leg kick nicely there.
Asteroid missing with a left hand there. Grey Ii was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Asteroid lands with a good body shot.
Grey Ii misses with an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Asteroid there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Asteroid slips under a jab from Grey Ii.
Gunmetal Grey Ii has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asteroid lands a glancing blow to the side of Grey Ii's head.
Grey Ii punishes Asteroid's body with a nice straight punch.
Grey Ii has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asteroid.
Asteroid fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Grey Ii walks into a straight right hand from Asteroid.
Asteroid scores with a punch to the head.
Grey Ii throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Asteroid.
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asteroid misses the jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grey Ii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick
and Grey Ii counters by moving into the clinch.
Asteroid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Asteroid throws a leg kick
and Grey Ii counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Grey Ii throws a chopping leg kick but Asteroid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Grey Ii throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grey Ii throws a looping overhand right but Asteroid ducks down to avoid it.
Grey Ii attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid scores with a kick to the body.
A slow jab from Asteroid misses its intended target.
Grey Ii tries to land a leg kick but Asteroid saw it coming and moves away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anabol Asteroid showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Asteroid, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid took some time post fight to say the following; 'That's 50 wins in the bank.'.
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