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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brutal Kick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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200 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brutal Kick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Fart!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Matheus Silva and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fart scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fart throws an elbow but Kick slips to the side and avoids it well.
The referee asks Fart politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Fart prefers to stall for the moment though.
Kick tries to buck Fart off but Fart is having none of it.
You can see the frustration on Kick's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fart works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kick is not content to let Fart control the position.
Fart wants to control for a moment but Kick uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Kick is taking a breather. Fart says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fart can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart trying to control from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kick is taking a breather. Fart says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
It looks like Kick is going to stand back up.
Kick decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Horrible takedown by Fart or perhaps it was just good defense by Kick which made him look bad.
Kick scores with a kick to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kick!
Fart changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kick tries to avoid it but Fart manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kick to the ground. Kick escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Kick scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fart looks gassed!
Fart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice body kick there by Kick.
Brutal Kick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
An inside leg kick lands from Kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kick.
Fart fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Brutal Kick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Fart.
Kick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fart.
Kick clinches up with Fart and pushes him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kick manages to break the clinch.
Kick connects with a high kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kick.
Kick plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Fart steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kick. That one must have hurt.
Kick scores with a head kick.
Kick closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fart has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kick is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Kick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kick.
Fart on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kick. Kick obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fart has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kick.
Fart wants to clinch but Kick slips to the side
and Kick counters with a good, hard body kick but Fart shrugs it off.
Kick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fart.
Kick lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kick goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jack Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kick.
Fart's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kick lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fart's sensitive parts.
Kick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kick thows a body kick. Fart tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fart takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kick.
Kick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kick throws a head kick that half lands.
Kick scores with a nice body kick.
Kick throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fart misses with a takedown attempt
and Kick counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Fart is lucky that one didn't land flush.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kick feints and then cracks Fart's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fart down.
Fart has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kick.
Kick throws a front kick that sends Fart stumbling back into the cage.
Nice body kick there by Kick.
Kick lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brutal Kick dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kick!
Fart tries to clinch but Kick moves away
and Kick moves into the clinch.
Kick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kick circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kick counters with a solid body kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kick closes the distance and clinches.
Kick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kick lands a head kick!
Horrible takedown by Fart or perhaps it was just good defense by Kick which made him look bad.
Brutal Kick is winning the standup battle so far.
Fart wants to clinch but Kick slips to the side
and Kick moves into the clinch.
Fart looking for a takedown.
Kick breaks from the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kick.
Brutal Kick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kick moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kick keeps Fart at a distance using the push kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Fart crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kick - the referee stops the clock and Fart gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kick. Fart manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kick scores with a nice body kick.
Kick lands a nice looking body kick.
Kick scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kick connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kick buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kick lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fart takes a step back to recover.
Kick throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kick lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kick goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kick looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fart shoots in and drives through. Kick sprawls well.
Brutal Kick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Fart.
Kick throws a leg kick which misses Fart's front leg but catches the back leg as Fart tries to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kick throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Kick lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fart's sensitive parts.
Kick lands with a kick to the ribs.
Kick bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kick scores with a head kick.
Fart steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kick. That one must have hurt.
Fart takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kick connects with a solid leg kick.
Kick throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fart's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fart fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A good leg kick by Kick.
Kick scores with a kick to the midsection.
Fart has a takedown stuffed.
Kick throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kick, right into the meat.
Fart chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kick can pounce on him.
Kick lands a high kick!
Fart takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fart can do to turn this around?
Kick scores with a leg kick.
Kick circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kick counters with a nice kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kick closes the distance and clinches.
Kick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kick connects with a solid leg kick.
Kick lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Fart.
Kick scores with a push kick.
Kick clinches.
Fart is trying to break the clinch but Kick has him pressed against the cage.
Kick manages to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fart fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kick throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fart shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kick as he jumps to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brutal Kick dominated that second round.
That's time! Kick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
No luck for Fart with that takedown attempt.
Fart shoots in but no luck this time.
Kick lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kick thuds his shin into the meat of Fart's side.
Kick throws a leg kick which misses Fart's front leg but catches the back leg as Fart tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Kick there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kick.
Kick explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A good leg kick by Kick.
Kick lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kick darts in and clinches Fart up against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kick lands with a slapping head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from Kick lands but Fart takes it in his stride.
Kick throws a head kick that Fart semi-blocks.
Fart closes the distance and clinches up with Kick, looking for a takedown. Fart pushes Kick against the cage but Kick circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Brutal Kick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Fart.
Kick throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kick thows a body kick. Fart tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fart takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kick clinches.
Fart goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kick lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick from Kick lands but Fart takes it in his stride.
Kick throws a nice head kick!
Fart shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kick pinned against the cage. Kick gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fart closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kick counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kick scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart fails with the takedown.
No luck for Fart with that takedown attempt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kick.
Fart has his takedown stuffed
and Kick counters with a head kick. That will keep Fart thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fart takes the fight into the clinch.
Kick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kick looks to land a body kick but Fart moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kick stuffs the takedown.
Fart fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fart takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Kick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Kick breaks the clinch.
Fart shoots in looking for a takedown. Kick tries to sprawl out of it but Fart keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fart looks to clinch
and Kick holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fart tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Kick moves into the clinch.
Fart tries for a takedown but Kick manages to get underhooks.
Fart wants to get back to striking at distance but Kick won't allow it.
Kick manages to break the clinch.
Fart fails to land the takedown.
Fart closes the distance but Kick moves to the side
and Kick counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kick dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fart. That did some damage!
Fart shoots in for a double leg but Kick sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fart drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fart tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Fart - that landed with a thud.
Jack Fart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fart is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kick pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Nice body punch from Fart.
Kick breaks the clinch.
Kick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fart.
Kick is looking to slow Fart down with leg kicks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brutal Kick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kick, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:26
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brutal Kick!
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hype
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RATING
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