PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Bag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and First King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arse Bag could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to First King's chin.

Bag
vs
King

225 cm
26
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Arse Bag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, First King!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

King drives through with a takedown into guard.
King lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
King advances position into side control!
King has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Bag!
Bag really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bag keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
King controlling the pace for now.
Bag is trying desperately to improve position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
King scoring with strikes but Bag is staying in there.

Bag is rocked!
King controlling the pace for now.
Bag tries to reverse the position but King maintains control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King content just to control the position here.
King in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Oh Bag is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from King! Bag is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). First King!