PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Cote (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quinton Xavier Potterswheel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrick Cote is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cote
vs
Xavier Potterswheel

183 cm
29
196 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

190 cm
25
222 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patrick Cote!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Quinton Xavier Potterswheel!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cote with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Potterswheel counter with a right hand.

Potterswheel shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Potterswheel showed some decent athleticism there.
Cote's coaches at Extreme MMA (7 Elites $250/week) have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Well, if Potterswheel is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Potterswheel works his way into side control.
Cote is breathing heavily.

Potterswheel is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Cote knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Potterswheel looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Potterswheel looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cote being controlled for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Potterswheel is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Cote looks calm but he's in trouble here. Potterswheel gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Cote is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Potterswheel lets go of the hold and Cote can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Quinton Xavier Potterswheel!
Quinton Xavier Potterswheel decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Patrick Cote was interviewed post fight and said 'GO FUCK YOURSELVES, I STILL WIN BEEETCHES!!!'.