PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cooter Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Rouge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes to the cage accompanied by Titties and Beer. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Brown
vs
Rouge

190 cm
20
167 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

185 cm
20
170 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cooter Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Alex Rouge!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rouge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rouge lands with a kick to the temple. Brown shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Cooter Brown has been cut.
Rouge throws a lazy head kick

and Brown counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Rouge can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Brown controls the pace.

Brown drops back looking for a leg! Rouge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rouge manages to kick Brown off! Brown jumps back into Rouge's guard.

Brown is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Brown slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Rouge looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Brown passes into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Brown seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Rouge is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Cooter Brown!
After winning the bout, Cooter Brown thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.