PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker's entrance music is break ya fu**ing neck. A fine choice. Ankka has chosen Milk - The Knife Song as his entrance music. Rankka Ankka will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Mockenmaker
vs
Ankka

184 cm
38
209 lbs
26 - 15 - 0

205 cm
36
220 lbs
24 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rankka Ankka!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mockenmaker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ankka sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ankka tries to clinch but Mockenmaker is having none of it.
Ankka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker misses with a series of wild punches.
Ankka slips a straight right by Mockenmaker.

Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ankka napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Mockenmaker looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Ankka is avoiding damage well.
Ankka gets back to half guard.
Ankka has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mockenmaker is working away from the top position though.
We've been hearing good reports from Mockenmaker's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Ankka is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mockenmaker's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mockenmaker's back!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mockenmaker wants to escape the position.
Mockenmaker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ankka throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Mockenmaker!
Ankka doesn't have the hooks in and Mockenmaker manages to turn into his guard.
Mockenmaker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ankka's head.
Ankka looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker tries to free his leg and advance position but Ankka is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mockenmaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ankka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ankka is trying to keep Mockenmaker in close.
Ankka utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mockenmaker with a flurry of punches that miss.
Ankka wants to stand and escape but Mockenmaker is having none of it.
Mockenmaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ankka looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mockenmaker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ankka is keeping the position for now.
Mockenmaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ankka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mockenmaker throws a big elbow that misses.

Mockenmaker drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Ankka dives on top into guard.

Mockenmaker is pulling down on Ankka's head. It's preventing any offense from Ankka, at least for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ankka is looking to work some ground and pound but Mockenmaker has wrist control.
Ankka loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Mockenmaker keeping moving, preventing Ankka from controlling successfully.
Ankka scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Ankka lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Mockenmaker trying to keep a closed guard but Ankka is proving a slippery customer.
Ankka trying to control but Mockenmaker is working from the bottom.
Mockenmaker wants to sweep here but Ankka controlling him for the moment.
Mockenmaker lands a decent punch to the body there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mockenmaker has control of Ankka's left arm, preventing Ankka from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ankka trying to control but Mockenmaker is working from the bottom.
Mockenmaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mockenmaker is working hard here to advance position.
Ankka content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Mockenmaker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Mockenmaker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Ankka working some strikes from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mockenmaker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Mockenmaker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Ankka advances to half guard.
Mockenmaker is trying to maintain the position but Ankka is very close to passing his half guard.
Ankka working the head and body with strikes.
Mockenmaker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mockenmaker.

Mockenmaker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ankka defends it easily.
Ankka wants to control from the top but Mockenmaker keeps moving.

Mockenmaker looking for a guillotine here but Ankka defends easily.
Ankka trying to control the position from guard on top but Mockenmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fetty Mockenmaker will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Mockenmaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fetty Mockenmaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mockenmaker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ankka.
Mockenmaker misses with a leg kick
and Ankka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mockenmaker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mockenmaker connects with a looping right hand.
Ankka fails with an attempt to clinch.
A big right from Mockenmaker misses.
Mockenmaker misses with a few strikes there.
Nice takedown defense from Mockenmaker. No joy for Ankka on that attempt.
Mockenmaker misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ankka tries to clinch but Mockenmaker is having none of it.
Ankka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mockenmaker pinned against the cage. Mockenmaker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mockenmaker scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker misses the shot to the body.
Mockenmaker looks to throw the jab but Ankka is out of range.
Ankka wants to clinch up but Mockenmaker keeps it at a distance.
Ankka tries to clinch up but Mockenmaker circles away and keeps his distance.
Mockenmaker scores with a leg kick.
Mockenmaker misses with a looping left.
Rankka Ankka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Ankka shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Ankka showed some decent athleticism there.
Mockenmaker is trying to get back to full guard.
Ankka winds up and cracks Mockenmaker with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ankka winds up and cracks Mockenmaker with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Mockenmaker is looking to improve his position.
Mockenmaker is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ankka's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ankka's back!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ankka covering up well under a series of strikes from Mockenmaker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Will Mockenmaker go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Mockenmaker has the hooks in. Ankka is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Mockenmaker misses with punches from the back.
Ankka wants to escape the position.
Rankka Ankka has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ankka trying to control the position but Mockenmaker manages to sink in the hooks.
Ankka is defending well here and trying to improve his position.

Mockenmaker tightening his grip on Ankka, looking for the choke.

Mockenmaker is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Ankka won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Mockenmaker off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Fetty Mockenmaker!
Fetty Mockenmaker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Rankka Ankka spoke after the fight, saying 'You are good fuckin good'.