PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Micheal Deacino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Valium (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valium has chosen Comfortably Numb as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Deacino
vs
Valium

178 cm
18
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

172 cm
22
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Blitzkrieg Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Micheal Deacino!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jamie Valium!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Deacino misses with a looping right.
Deacino pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Deacino waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Valium.
Valium shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Deacino throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Jamie Valium has been cut.
Deacino uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Valium has time to react.

Valium is rocked!
Valium misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Valium is still on wobbly legs! Can Deacino finish him?
Deacino walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Valium drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Deacino swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Valium's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Micheal Deacino!
Micheal Deacino is the new lightweight champion!