PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iliek Boubeez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Boubeez has chosen 99 Words for boobs as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Carolla
vs
Boubeez

198 cm
44
201 lbs
50 - 45 - 0

195 cm
40
285 lbs
30 - 33 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 50 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Iliek Boubeez!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Felipe Paraventi and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla scores with a jab. Boubeez acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Boubeez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Carolla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carolla sizes up Boubeez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carolla has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Warehouse in the buildup to the fight.
Carolla throws a leg kick that misses.
Carolla lands an overhand right.
Boubeez keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Boubeez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boubeez.
Carolla works the jab nicely.
Carolla jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Carolla misses with a lunging right hand
and Boubeez counters with a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boubeez moves out of range as Carolla strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Boubeez.
The fighters circle momentarily. Carolla darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice uppercut there from Carolla.

Carolla gets caught flat footed, as Boubeez shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Boubeez trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Boubeez trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Carolla manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Carolla is fighting to break Boubeez's control of his arms but Boubeez is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Carolla trying to control but Boubeez is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla trying to stand up but can't free himself from Boubeez's guard.

Boubeez working for submissions but it's allowed Carolla to get to half guard.
Boubeez is looking for a sweep. Carolla is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Carolla looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Boubeez is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla controlling the action here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Carolla is trying to control the action in half guard but Boubeez is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Boubeez is just out of range.
Carolla throws a looping overhand right but Boubeez ducks down to avoid it.
Carolla blocks the body kick.
Boubeez checks a leg kick nicely.
Boubeez wants to clinch but Carolla slips to the side
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boubeez throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Carolla throws a right and a left that both miss.
A slow jab from Carolla misses its intended target.
Carolla thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from Boubeez misses.
Carolla scores with a body shot.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Boubeez scores with the left hand. Carolla knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Adam Carolla has been cut.
Carolla throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Boubeez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carolla scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Boubeez walks into a straight right hand from Carolla.
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carolla lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adam Carolla's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Boubeez moves out of range of the strikes.
Carolla swings widly with a right hand
and Boubeez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carolla takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice uppercut there from Carolla.
Iliek Boubeez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carolla misses with a left hand
and Boubeez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Carolla here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Carolla lands a jab-cross combination.
A slow jab from Carolla misses its intended target.
Nice cross by Carolla.

Carolla has managed to clinch.
Boubeez wants to stall.
Boubeez stalling against the cage.
Boubeez tries to score a body lock takedown but Carolla shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boubeez tries to stall but Carolla uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Boubeez misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carolla.
Boubeez is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Boubeez throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A head punch on the inside from Boubeez fails to land.
Boubeez is trying to maintain a safe position but Carolla gets an underhook and turns Boubeez into the cage.
Carolla blocks a body shot from Boubeez.
Carolla tries to break the clinch but Boubeez is controlling the position.

Carolla breaks the clinch.
Carolla lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Carolla avoids the body shot from Boubeez.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boubeez takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nice straight punches there by Carolla. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Carolla.
Carolla thuds his right hand into Boubeez's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Carolla connects with a leg kick. Boubeez looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Carolla ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Carolla - just one landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carolla's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Carolla duly obliges.
Carolla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carolla misses the jab.
Carolla jabs Boubeez to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Boubeez walks into a stiff left hand from Carolla.
Boubeez takes one to the chin there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boubeez drops his hands momentarily and Carolla takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Carolla works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Carolla moves into range and connects with a jab.
Boubeez avoids the head kick by Carolla.
Carolla lands with a kick to the ribs.
Carolla bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Boubeez's head backwards.
Carolla connects with a crisp jab.
Boubeez works Carolla's body with a nice hook.
Carolla stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Carolla wants it to stay on the feet.
Carolla misses with a wild body shot.
Carolla changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Boubeez tries to avoid it but Carolla manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Boubeez to the ground. Boubeez escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Boubeez takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boubeez misses with a straight left.
Carolla misses the shot to the body.
Carolla scores with the left hand. Boubeez knows he should have avoided that one.
A lazy left from Carolla finds it's target.
A leg kick checked by Boubeez.
Boubeez lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Carolla throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Boubeez cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boubeez slips under a jab.
Carolla moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Carolla jabs at Boubeez's body.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boubeez circles away quickly and effectively.
Carolla is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boubeez can do to turn this around?
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Boubeez is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Adam Carolla's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Carolla avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carolla lands a really nice looking cross but Boubeez seems unphased.
Nice jab there from Carolla.
Carolla dives in for a single leg takedown but Boubeez sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Carolla wants to break free but Boubeez has control.
Carolla wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Boubeez.
Boubeez wants to take the fight to the mat but Carolla manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

Boubeez manages to pull guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boubeez pulls Carolla in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla wants to get up but he can't break Boubeez's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Carolla got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boubeez has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Carolla has managed to get both his arms back between Boubeez's legs - danger averted.
Carolla trying to control the position from guard on top but Boubeez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Carolla wants to stand but Boubeez has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Carolla lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Adam Carolla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Carolla fails to land with a series of punches.
Adam Carolla is winning the standup battle so far.
Carolla looks to land a combination. Boubeez sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Boubeez is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carolla scores with a jab. Boubeez acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla connects with a good right hand that stumbles Boubeez. Boubeez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Carolla misses with a wild combination.
Boubeez misses with a double jab.
Boubeez avoids the body shot from Carolla.
Carolla uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Carolla misses with a double jab.
Carolla stuffs the takedown.
Boubeez has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Boubeez lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Carolla lands a body shot.
A jab from Carolla finds it's way through Boubeez's defenses.
Carolla throws a right hand that misses
and Boubeez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carolla lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Carolla throws a right and a left that Boubeez avoids nicely.
Boubeez takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Boubeez slips a straight right by Carolla.
Boubeez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carolla throws a nice looking combination but Boubeez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carolla misses with a body shot.
Iliek Boubeez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carolla throws a poor cross that misses

and Boubeez counters by moving into the clinch.
Carolla drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Boubeez is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Carolla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Carolla, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Carolla!
A victorious Adam Carolla thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.