PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Schwalle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes into the arena with When You Least Expect It blaring out of the sound system. Schwalle has chosen Max Payne theme as his entrance music. Oliver Schwalle has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's chin.

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Schwalle

174 cm
28
175 lbs
17 - 6 - 1

188 cm
32
183 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oliver Schwalle!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bootyshanks The 3rd catches Schwalle with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Schwalle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A punch combination from Schwalle misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Schwalle tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Bootyshanks The 3rd gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeping moving, preventing Schwalle from controlling successfully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd managing to control the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Schwalle's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwalle throws a big right hand that misses.
Schwalle trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Schwalle stands up over Bootyshanks The 3rd, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwalle is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to strike off his back.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position here.
Schwalle stopping the sweep attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

Bootyshanks The 3rd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Schwalle postures up in Bootyshanks The 3rd's guard and throws a big left but Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Schwalle working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Schwalle with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to keep a closed guard but Schwalle is proving a slippery customer.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Schwalle stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a series of punches but Schwalle avoids them all with ease.
Schwalle looks to land a combination but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it well.
Bootyshanks The 3rd was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out a powerful jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with an uppercut. Schwalle saw that one coming.
Schwalle throws a shot from downtown. Bootyshanks The 3rd moves away and avoids it.
Schwalle looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schwalle throws a right and a left that Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sloppy strikes from Schwalle. Those never looked like landing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Schwalle throws a hook but Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks it.
Schwalle attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Schwalle manages to circle out of the way.
Schwalle throws a series of punches but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids them all with ease.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Schwalle tests Bootyshanks The 3rd's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Schwalle has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Schwalle and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And Schwalle tries to counter it with a takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Schwalle looks to score with a jab to the body but Bootyshanks The 3rd is just out of range.
Schwalle works over Bootyshanks The 3rd's head and body with a nice combination.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a low kick.

Bootyshanks The 3rd closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd can't find room to land a body shot as Schwalle controls the action.
Bootyshanks The 3rd leaning against his opponent.
Schwalle drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A head punch on the inside from Schwalle fails to land.
Schwalle avoids the elbow strike from Bootyshanks The 3rd, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has a couple of punches blocked by Schwalle.
Schwalle can't find room to land a body shot as Bootyshanks The 3rd controls the action.
Schwalle misses with a body punch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd prevents a body shot from Schwalle.
Schwalle misses with the head strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stalling the fight.
A short right from Bootyshanks The 3rd on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwalle misses with a punch to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with the head strike.
Schwalle misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has Schwalle pushed against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd prevents a body shot from Schwalle.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oliver Schwalle dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Bootyshanks The 3rd closes the distance and pushes Schwalle back into the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schwalle works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Schwalle doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schwalle lands a body punch in the clinch.
Schwalle swings wildly with an uppercut but Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Schwalle.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schwalle.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shot to the body.
Schwalle lands a body punch in the clinch.
Schwalle misses with a punch to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to throw a body punch but Schwalle avoids it by throwing Bootyshanks The 3rd back against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a hook that snaps the head of Schwalle backwards.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bootyshanks The 3rd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bootyshanks The 3rd softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Schwalle has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Schwalle can turn it around.
Schwalle struggles to land a body shot inside as Bootyshanks The 3rd controls his hands.
Schwalle lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has Schwalle pushed against the cage.
A body shot lands from Schwalle.
Schwalle avoiding damage as Bootyshanks The 3rd throws knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to throw a body punch but Schwalle avoids it by throwing Bootyshanks The 3rd back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stops a takedown attempt from Schwalle.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a right hand.
Schwalle blocking some punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bootyshanks The 3rd struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwalle controls his hands.
Schwalle stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd struggles to land a body shot inside as Schwalle controls his hands.
Schwalle blocks an uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to stall but Schwalle improves his position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schwalle has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bootyshanks The 3rd after a bit of a struggle.
Nice body punch from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Schwalle.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a shoulder strike.
Schwalle misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schwalle misses with a body punch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a left to the head.

Schwalle is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Schwalle is still on wobbly legs! Can Bootyshanks The 3rd finish him?
Bootyshanks The 3rd works on Schwalle's body with a couple of short punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schwalle backwards.
Schwalle tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bootyshanks The 3rd creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Schwalle with a big uppercut! Schwalle tries to clinch up but Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Schwalle to the mat! Schwalle covers up and Bootyshanks The 3rd unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd retains his welterweight title!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.