PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I'm gonna live forever. Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bla
vs
Hogan

180 cm
31
264 lbs
24 - 23 - 0

190 cm
37
258 lbs
64 - 30 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 64 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Hogan takes the fight into the clinch.
Hogan lands a right hand.
Hogan works on Bla's body with a couple of short punches.
Hogan gets underhooks to prevent Bla's takedown attempt.
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Bla tries for a takedown but Hogan manages to get underhooks.
Bla tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogan just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bla fails to pull guard.
Bla goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hogan prevents it.
Hogan content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bla fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Bla tries for a takedown. No joy.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Bla is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bla changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hogan fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Hogan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Hogan takes the fight into the clinch.
Bla is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hogan to keep the fight standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan lands on the inside with an uppercut.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Hogan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Hogan - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bla is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Hogan is defending well.
Bla is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hogan pulls him back up using the underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hogan.
Hogan lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hogan.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a left hand.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Hogan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hogan leaning against his opponent.
Hogan prevents the takedown attempt.
Hogan prevents a takedown attempt there.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hogan.
A right hook to the body lands for Hogan.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
Hogan works on Bla's body with a couple of short punches.
Hogan lands a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hogan digs a right hand into Bla's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bla's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Hogan.
A hook to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan digs a right hand underneath Bla's ribcage. Bla let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.
Hogan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hogan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hogan lands with a right to the head.
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan slowing the pace effectively.
Hogan lands a right hand.

Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
Hogan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hogan scores with a shot to the side of Bla's head.
Hogan lands a body punch.
Hogan presses Bla against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bla being controlled against the cage.
Hogan cracks Bla with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan digs a right hand into Bla's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bla's gas tank.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Hogan.
Hogan just leaning against Bla, taking a breather.
Hogan lands a shoulder strike.
Hogan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bla backwards.
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
Hogan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hogan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Bla is rocked!
Hogan is leaning against Bla and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Oh Bla is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hogan leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bla seems to have got his legs back now.
Hogan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hogan lands an uppercut.
Hogan is pushing Bla up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hogan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bla Bla's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Hogan lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.