PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Kreese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tom Eshton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreese's entrance music is 'Sweep The Leg, Johnny' by No More Kings. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kreese
vs
Eshton

195 cm
20
266 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

200 cm
27
300 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
Determined

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, John Kreese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Eshton!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreese connects with a body shot that sends Eshton's belly button to the back.

Eshton gets tackled into the cage by Kreese. Kreese maintains the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Kreese.

Kreese breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Eshton misses with a takedown attempt
and Kreese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Tom Eshton has been cut.

Kreese lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Eshton sprawling to the canvas. Kreese follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Eshton hang on?

Eshton is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Eshton looking for a kimura from the bottom but Kreese passes into side control!
Eshton is looking to regain half guard here but Kreese keeps moving and retains side control.
Kreese working the ground and pound from side control.
Kreese cracks Eshton with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Eshton is looking to regain half guard here but Kreese keeps moving and retains side control.
Eshton is working to avoid the ground and pound but Kreese connects with a decent elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreese tries to advance to mount but can't.
Kreese in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Eshton takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Kreese is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Kreese is looking to take a break and control but Eshton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kreese scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Eshton to see if he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eshton is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Kreese is putting a hurting on Eshton here, landing some big shots from side control.
Eshton is still in real trouble! Can Kreese finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eshton tries to buck Kreese off but Kreese is having none of it.
Eshton seems to have recovered his senses.
Kreese grinds an elbow into Eshton's temple.
Eshton is trying to improve his position.
Eshton should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Eshton is not content to let Kreese control the position.
Kreese has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Eshton!
Eshton is working to get back to half guard.
Eshton keeps trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eshton sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Kreese wants to free his trapped foot but Eshton is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Kreese winds up and cracks Eshton with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kreese is looking to take a break and control but Eshton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Eshton manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Kreese loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Eshton has his foot on Kreese's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kreese works his way back into a safe position though.
Kreese trying to control but Eshton is working from the bottom.

Eshton throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Kreese escapes and throws Eshton's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Eshton looking for a sweep but Kreese has passed into full mount! Oh no!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eshton really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kreese lands a big shot there that rocks Eshton but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That has opened up Tom Eshton's cut even more.
Kreese content just to control the position here.
Eshton working to try and regain half guard.
Kreese lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Tom Eshton's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tom Eshton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Kreese!
John Kreese decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.