PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Sigurdsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). DeBramalo comes to the ring accompanied by Monty Python - Spam. Sigurdsson has chosen 2ne1 - Can't Nobody as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

DeBramalo
vs
Sigurdsson

199 cm
38
252 lbs
51 - 16 - 1

209 cm
42
275 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 51 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Sigurdsson!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Sigurdsson misses.
Sigurdsson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sigurdsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sigurdsson misses with a wild combination.
DeBramalo cracks a nice hook into Sigurdsson's ribs.
Sigurdsson missing with a left hand there. DeBramalo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
DeBramalo takes a jab right on the kisser.
DeBramalo scoring well with a low kick there.
DeBramalo throws a wild body kick that Sigurdsson sees coming a mile off.
Sigurdsson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sigurdsson walks into a jab.
Sigurdsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DeBramalo slips under a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DeBramalo circles away from the clinch attempt.
DeBramalo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Garson DeBramalo has been cut.
DeBramalo slips a jab from Sigurdsson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Sigurdsson misses its intended target.
DeBramalo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
DeBramalo misses with a low kick.
Sigurdsson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. DeBramalo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Some wild striking there from Sigurdsson.
DeBramalo cracks Sigurdsson with an open hand slap.
DeBramalo throws a sloppy head kick and Sigurdsson moves out of range easily.
Sigurdsson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by DeBramalo.
DeBramalo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems in the buildup to the fight.
Some wild striking there from Sigurdsson.
A jab from Sigurdsson misses.
Sigurdsson drops his hands momentarily and DeBramalo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Frank Sigurdsson has been cut.
DeBramalo connects with a looping right hand.
Sigurdsson throws a right hand that DeBramalo ducks under and follows up with a left that DeBramalo also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A chopping leg kick lands by DeBramalo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sigurdsson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
DeBramalo blocks a jab.
Sigurdsson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sigurdsson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
DeBramalo throws a lazy right hand but Sigurdsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
DeBramalo lands a leg kick that knocks Sigurdsson off balance momentarily.
DeBramalo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sigurdsson.
DeBramalo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
DeBramalo tries a head kick but it misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for DeBramalo.
Sigurdsson walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from DeBramalo! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo!
Garson DeBramalo retains his heavyweight title!
Garson DeBramalo tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.