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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fancy Nancy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sound of MAdness - Shinedown. Fancy Nancy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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267 lbs
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288 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fancy Nancy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Simmons!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons dives in and scores a takedown into Nancy's guard.
Simmons wants to control from the top but Nancy keeps moving.
Simmons scoring with punches to the head and body.
Simmons with a flurry of punches that miss.
Simmons postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Simmons controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Simmons is looking to work some ground and pound but Nancy has wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nancy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Nancy being controlled here, momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Simmons throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Simmons trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Simmons throws a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Simmons misses.
Nancy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simmons throws out the jab.
Simmons tries to bum rush Nancy with a series of wild strikes but Nancy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Simmons takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Simmons lunges at Nancy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Nancy's hand.
Nancy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nancy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nancy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nancy ducks under a wild hook from Simmons.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nancy looks to land a right hand but Simmons moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Simmons.
Nancy cracks Simmons with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simmons tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Nancy swivels and escapes.
Simmons ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nancy moves away.
Simmons tries for a takedown but Nancy circles away easily
and Nancy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Simmons misses the shot to the body.
Simmons throws out a loose jab but Nancy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nancy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Simmons is fending him off so far but Nancy persists. Nope, Simmons circles away and we're back to standing.
Nancy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Simmons digs a good body shot into Nancy's ribs.
Simmons misses with a hook. Nancy ducked under it nicely.
Simmons lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Good shot there by Simmons.
A punch combination from Nancy misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nancy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nancy throwing a counter right hand but Simmons manages to avoid it.
Nancy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Simmons shoots in and bounces Nancy off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Simmons tries to free his leg and advance position but Nancy is retaining full guard.
Simmons missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Simmons trying to control but Nancy is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Simmons throwing strikes from guard but Nancy blocks nicely.
Simmons controlling from the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simmons working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Nancy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Simmons takes one on the button.
It looks like John Simmons has been cut.
That kick from Nancy tenderised Simmons's leg. Simmons is trying to keep his angry face on.
Simmons misses with the combination.
Nancy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nancy defending well as Simmons loads up on a big left hand.
Simmons defending well as Nancy loads up on a big left hand.
Nancy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Simmons dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Simmons's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Nancy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fancy Nancy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nancy cracks the inside of Simmons's front leg.
Nancy slips a straight right by Simmons.
Nancy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Simmons managing to block the knees to the body from Nancy.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Simmons as Nancy tries to tie him up.
Nancy blocks a body shot from Simmons.
Nancy prevents a body shot from Simmons.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Simmons creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Simmons misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nancy is pressed up against the cage. Simmons has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Nancy down to the mat. Nancy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Simmons shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Nancy defends it nicely.
Nancy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons swings for the body but Nancy moves out of range.
Simmons ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nancy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Simmons.
Fancy Nancy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Simmons.
Nancy changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Simmons looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Simmons is trying to improve his position.
Nancy stands up.
Nancy defending well as Simmons loads up on a big left hand.
Simmons walks into a jab.
Simmons shoots in for a takedown but Nancy shows good takedown defense.
Simmons uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nancy.
Simmons misses with a hook. Nancy ducked under it nicely.
Simmons throws a looping overhand right but Nancy ducks down to avoid it.
Simmons shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nancy lands with a straight right. Simmons didn't see that one coming.
Nancy scores with the left hand. Simmons knows he should have avoided that one.
Simmons throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nancy lands an overhand right.
Nancy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simmons.
Simmons throws a right and a left that Nancy avoids nicely.
Nancy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Simmons bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Simmons.
Simmons waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nancy.
Nancy connects with a nice looking jab.
Nancy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simmons loads up on a big right hand but Nancy slips the punch.
Simmons takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nancy misses with a looping right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nancy throws a looping overhand right but Simmons ducks down to avoid it.
Simmons on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That has opened up John Simmons's cut even more.
Nancy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simmons ducks under a wild hook from Nancy.
Simmons shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Simmons is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Simmons preventing the sweep.
Simmons trying to control but Nancy is working from the bottom.
Nancy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Nancy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simmons throws an elbow that misses. Nancy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Simmons's guard. Nice move by Nancy!
Simmons looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Nancy passes into half guard.
Simmons wants to get back to full guard.
Nancy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Simmons wants to sweep but Nancy has passed to side control!
Simmons tries to buck Nancy off but Nancy is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fancy Nancy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on John Simmons's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
A punch combination from Simmons misses.
Simmons missing with a left hand there. Nancy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Simmons misses with a double jab.
Nancy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Simmons at a distance.
Simmons tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Nancy defends well and Simmons ends up having to push Nancy into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Nancy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simmons.
Nancy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nancy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Simmons fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nancy seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nancy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Simmons takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Simmons throws a body punch but Nancy moves out of range.
Simmons throws a right hand that Nancy ducks under and follows up with a left that Nancy also avoids with ease.
Simmons throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons cracks Nancy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Simmons closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nancy circles away.
Fancy Nancy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Simmons.
Simmons falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nancy moves into the clinch.
Nancy stalls.
Simmons has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Nancy after a bit of a struggle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simmons.
Nancy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Simmons backwards.
Nancy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Nancy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Nancy.
Nancy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Simmons breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Simmons throws a body shot but no joy.
A right-left combo lands from Nancy.
Nancy lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice straight punches there by Nancy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Nancy.
Simmons is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simmons throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nancy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Simmons is still on wobbly legs! Can Nancy finish him?
A shot to the liver by Nancy. Beautiful body shot.
Nancy cracks Simmons with a left hook right on the temple and Simmons goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Nancy lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Simmons is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fancy Nancy!
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