PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kwitcher Bitchin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergey Vasilyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kwitcher Bitchin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bitchin
vs
Vasilyev

180 cm
25
204 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kwitcher Bitchin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sergey Vasilyev!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Sandra Marshall and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vasilyev pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Bitchin gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Vasilyev to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Vasilyev thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Vasilyev has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Fitness elite 24/7. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Bitchin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Vasilyev on the ground.
Vasilyev passes Bitchin's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Vasilyev seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Vasilyev is working for a submission of some sort.

Vasilyev seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Bitchin is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Sergey Vasilyev!
During a confident post fight interview, Sergey Vasilyev thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.