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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong Starbowsky Ii has chosen "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE" as his entrance music. Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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195 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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186 lbs
7 - 26 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong Starbowsky Ii manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Schmo on his heels. He'll look to pass Schmo's guard now, I'm sure.
Chong Starbowsky Ii working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Schmo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Schmo tries to get out of the position.
Chong Starbowsky Ii throws a big elbow that misses.
Schmo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schmo can't keep his opponent in guard - Chong Starbowsky Ii advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Chong Starbowsky Ii sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Schmo defending well though.
Chong Starbowsky Ii lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Chong Starbowsky Ii decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schmo lands a jab to the nose.
Schmo clobbers Chong Starbowsky Ii with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chong Starbowsky Ii should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Schmo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Schmo wants it to stay on the feet.
Chong Starbowsky Ii closes this distance looking for a takedown but Schmo circles away.
Donk. Schmo catches Chong Starbowsky Ii right on the button with a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Schmo.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is rocked!
Chong Starbowsky Ii leaves his chin hanging out and Schmo seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Chong Starbowsky Ii crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Schmo!
A relieved looking Joe Schmo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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