PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Buffet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Kharitonov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buffet comes to the cage accompanied by Margaritaville. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Buffet
vs
Kharitonov

192 cm
33
220 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

207 cm
41
272 lbs
37 - 24 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jimmy Buffet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Boris Kharitonov!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Matheus Silva and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Buffet forces Kharitonov back against the cage and clinches.
A short uppercut from Kharitonov.
Buffet lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Buffet creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kharitonov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Buffet.
Kharitonov takes a shot to the head.
Kharitonov tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kharitonov scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kharitonov fails to land.
Buffet takes a shot to the head.
Kharitonov misses with a punch on the inside.
Buffet can't break the clinch.
Buffet lands a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Buffet is trying to force a seperation but Kharitonov has the dominant position.
Kharitonov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kharitonov misses with the head strike.
Buffet misses with a punch on the inside.
Buffet holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kharitonov blocks an uppercut.
Buffet taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Buffet.
Kharitonov throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Buffet creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Buffet can't find room to land a body shot as Kharitonov controls the action.
Buffet throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kharitonovs head.
Buffet swings wildly with an uppercut but Kharitonov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kharitonov tries to work over Buffet's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Buffet tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Buffet throws a head punch that misses.
Kharitonov lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Buffet blocks a body shot from Kharitonov.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Buffet lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Buffet misses with some punches.
Buffet lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buffet is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Buffet blocks an uppercut.
Kharitonov misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Buffet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Kharitonov.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Buffet.
Buffet lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kharitonov backwards.
We've been informed that Kharitonov has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Buffet blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kharitonov lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Buffet tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kharitonov's elbow.
Buffet blocking some punches.
Kharitonov prevents Buffet from breaking the clinch.
Buffet can't find room to land a body shot as Kharitonov controls the action.
Kharitonov throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Buffets head.
Kharitonov prevents a body shot from Buffet.
Buffet working aggressively here.
A short left from Kharitonov.
Kharitonov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Buffet backwards.
Kharitonov blocks an uppercut.
Kharitonov working aggressively here.
Buffet working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kharitonov tries to throw a body punch but Buffet avoids it by throwing Kharitonov back against the cage.
Kharitonov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kharitonov lands a body punch.
Kharitonov blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buffet working aggressively here.
Kharitonov misses with the head strike.
A short right from Kharitonov.
Buffet is trying to push Kharitonov away but Kharitonov has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Buffet lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kharitonov throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Buffets head.
Kharitonov takes a shot to the head.
Kharitonov working aggressively here.
Kharitonov misses with a punch on the inside.
Buffet misses with a punch to the body.
Buffet swings wildly with an uppercut but Kharitonov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kharitonov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kharitonov lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buffet wants to get back to striking at distance but Kharitonov won't allow it.
Kharitonov throws a punch but it's blocked by Buffet.
Buffet misses with a hook to the ribs.
Buffet tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kharitonov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Buffet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Buffet digs a right hand into Kharitonov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kharitonov's gas tank.
A short right from Kharitonov.
Kharitonov swings wildly with an uppercut but Buffet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buffet swings wildly with an uppercut but Kharitonov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buffet lands a right hand.
Kharitonov misses with the head strike.
A short left from Buffet.
Buffet's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kharitonov tries to work over Buffet's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Buffet is trying to push Kharitonov away but Kharitonov has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Buffet.
A short left from Kharitonov.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Buffet tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kharitonov's elbow.
Buffet dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short right from Kharitonov.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jimmy Buffet will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kharitonov takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kharitonov lands a nice hook to Buffet's body. Buffet takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Buffet throws a leg kick
letting Kharitonov counter with a right hand.
Kharitonov moves out of range as Buffet throws a body kick.
Buffet gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Boris Kharitonov!
A very excited looking Boris Kharitonov made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.