PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Sunshine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Zoidberg has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Zoidberg
vs
Sunshine

190 cm
41
222 lbs
41 - 25 - 1

172 cm
27
220 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peter Sunshine!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sunshine uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Zoidberg has time to react.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sunshine swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters circling - Sunshine throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Peter Sunshine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sunshine throws a right hand that Zoidberg ducks under and follows up with a left that Zoidberg also avoids with ease.

Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg prevents Sunshine from breaking the clinch.
Sunshine working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Sunshine working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Sunshine leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sunshine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sunshine in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sunshine misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Sunshine blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Sunshine misses with some punches.
Sunshine wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sunshine wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Sunshine is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Sunshine's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sunshine can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sunshine.

Sunshine breaks the clinch.

Sunshine lands a left and a right that send Zoidberg crashing to the mat, dazed. Sunshine thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Sunshine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sunshine checks a leg kick.
Sunshine swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sunshine fails to land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sunshine scores with a decent looking hook.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Sunshine.
Sunshine looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
Sunshine misses with a two punch combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Sunshine looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sunshine misses with a looping left.
Sunshine steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
A big left from Sunshine misses.
Zoidberg thumps Sunshine with a low kick.
Sunshine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sunshine is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Sunshine.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sunshine.
Sunshine throws a big shot that misses.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick. Sunshine tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sunshine.
Zoidberg pushes Sunshine away with a front kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Sunshine throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
Sunshine wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Sunshine fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Sunshine lands a nice uppercut.
Sunshine avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Sunshine avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sunshine's efforts to push away.
Sunshine takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Sunshine throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Zoidberg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sunshine can do to turn this around?
Zoidberg slips a jab from Sunshine.
Sunshine with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Sunshine.
Sunshine lands with a cross.
A big right from Sunshine misses.
Zoidberg thumps Sunshine with a low kick.
Zoidberg needs to keep his hands up - Sunshine had a free shot at his head there.

John Zoidberg's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg slips a straight right by Sunshine.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sunshine scores with a nice right hand.

Sunshine drops Zoidberg with a beautiful combination! Zoidberg stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Sunshine is looking for the KO!

Zoidberg is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sunshine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sunshine cracks a nice hook into Zoidberg's ribs.
Peter Sunshine is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sunshine misses with a few strikes there.
Peter Sunshine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sunshine steps in with a hook that catches Zoidberg right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Sunshine follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Zoidberg looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Sunshine!
During a confident post fight interview, Peter Sunshine thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.