PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimon Boets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boets comes to the cage accompanied by Штиль. Heimo Hulahula is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Boets
vs
Hulahula

195 cm
37
245 lbs
23 - 25 - 0

176 cm
41
240 lbs
45 - 27 - 3

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing + 10% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 25 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dimon Boets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 27 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heimo Hulahula!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boets connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hulahula. Hulahula circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Boets misses with an uppercut. Hulahula saw that one coming.
Boets just misses with a punch to the body.
Hulahula missing with a left hand there. Boets was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boets throws a body punch but Hulahula moves out of range.
Boets throws out a loose jab but Hulahula uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boets throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hulahula counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hulahula throws a hook but Boets avoids it easily.
Hulahula scores with a nice strike.
Boets has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Boets misses with a hook.
Boets scores with a jab to the head.
Boets throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It seemed like Hulahula was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boets connects with a crisp jab.
Boets lands a slapping body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boets throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hulahula counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hulahula showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boets.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boets.
Boets throws a hook but Hulahula blocks it.
Boets fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Boets misses with a double jab.
Dimon Boets seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boets throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boets misses with a lunging right hand
and Hulahula counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Boets throws a poor cross that misses
and Hulahula counters with a nice body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Boets. Those never looked like landing.
Boets misses with the combination.
Donk. Boets catches Hulahula right on the button with a cross.
Boets fails to land with a series of punches.
Boets misses with a hook. Hulahula ducked under it nicely.
Hulahula scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boets throws a right and a left that Hulahula avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Hulahula.
Boets misses with an uppercut. Hulahula saw that one coming.
Hulahula looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Boets misses with a double jab.
The fighters circling - Boets throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hulahula looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Boets throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Hulahula counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hulahula lands strikes from half guard.
Well, if Hulahula is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Boets looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Boets is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hulahula scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boets keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Boets actively working from the bottom here.
Hulahula lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Hulahula is trying to control the action in half guard but Boets is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hulahula lands with a punch from half guard.
Hulahula performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Boets is pressing down on Hulahula's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hulahula has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Hulahula is pushing down on Boets's leg trying to pass to half guard. Boets is fighting to maintain full guard but Hulahula has managed to sneak the leg through.
Boets trying to control but Hulahula postures up.

Boets is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hulahula pulls his head out easily.
Hulahula wants to lay and pray for a moment but Boets keeps working.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boets swings widly with a right hand
and Boets takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sloppy strikes from Boets. Those never looked like landing.
Hulahula swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Boets fails to land with a series of punches.
Boets avoids the body shot from Hulahula.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dimon Boets will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Boets throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hulahula counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hulahula clobbers Boets with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Boets throws a right and a left that Hulahula avoids nicely.
Hulahula drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Boets defends it well.
Boets throws a body shot but no joy.
Boets throws a poor cross that misses
and Hulahula cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boets drops his hands momentarily and Hulahula takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hulahula just misses with a punch to the body.
Jab by Hulahula.
Boets scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hulahula doesn't seem bothered though.
Boets misses with a double jab.
Boets misses with a straight left.
Boets misses with a double jab
and Hulahula counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hulahula ducks under a wild hook from Boets.
Boets cracks Hulahula with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boets fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Hulahula looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

Hulahula closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Hulahula happy to just control the position for now.
You can see the frustration on Boets's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hulahula tries to advance to mount but can't.
Boets is looking to reverse the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boets is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Boets is trying to control Hulahula's posture but Hulahula avoids it.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Boets is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Hulahula trying to control from half guard but Boets is working away.
Boets wants to get back to full guard but Hulahula has mounted him!
Hulahula raining down hammerfists from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula dominating with strikes here.
Hulahula can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Boets is looking to escape.
Boets wants to try and get back to his feet.
Boets tries to reverse the position but Hulahula maintains control.
Boets regains half guard.
Hulahula is nestled in close to Boets, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Boets tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Hulahula manages to move to mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boets taking shots to the head.
Hulahula landing strikes from the mount and Boets is in trouble!
Hulahula lands with some strikes.
Hulahula looking to finish Boets with some ground and pound. This is bad for Boets!
Hulahula lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Boets hang on?
Hulahula with shots to the head and body - Boets looks very uncomfortable down there.
Boets wants to hold on but Hulahula pushes him away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boets is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heimo Hulahula showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Boets misses with a hook.
Hulahula throws out a counter right but Boets avoids it with no problem.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hulahula.
Hulahula works Boets's body with a nice hook.
Hulahula lands a nice hook to Boets's body. Boets takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Boets misses with a left hand
and Hulahula makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hulahula throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boets.
Boets on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Boets misses with a left hand
and Hulahula counters with a left to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hulahula slips a jab and a cross from Boets.
Boets throws a right hand that misses
and Hulahula counters with a nice uppercut.
Boets fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Boets misses with a wild body shot.
Hulahula fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boets misses with an uppercut. Hulahula saw that one coming.
Boets just misses with a punch to the body.
Boets throws a sloppy body shot
and Hulahula counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boets throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab from Hulahula.
Boets thows a left - swing and a miss!
Boets misses with a double jab
and Hulahula cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Boets is rocked!
Hulahula closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Boets! Hulahula dives in looking to finish! Boets is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heimo Hulahula!
Our winner, Heimo Hulahula, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.