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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrion Lannister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Straight Cash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lannister comes to the ring accompanied by Freefallin by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Tyrion Lannister has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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140 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
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144 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tyrion Lannister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Straight Cash!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Ron Honeybunn and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cash forces Lannister back against the ropes and clinches.
Cash tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lannister avoids it.
Lannister tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cash smiles and moves away.
Nice cross by Lannister.
Cash moves into the clinch.
A short right from Cash on the inside.
Cash throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cash tries to throw a body punch but Lannister avoids it by throwing Cash back against the ropes.
Cash stalling in the clinch.
Cash slows down the pace here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cash pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Cash fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cash throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cash throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Cash throws an elbow but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cash.
Cash pushes off an throws an elbow but Lannister leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Lannister drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Lannister decides to pull guard.
Cash has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Lannister to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Cash is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Lannister pulls down on the head and he's put Cash to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Tyrion Lannister!
Tyrion Lannister looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I should be wearing that fucking belt right now but beggars can't be choosers so when they sent me an offer to be cannon fodder I accepted it just so I could get the chance to beat the living shit out of Jesus. And guess what now? Jesus ain't looking so grand. Kiss my ass bitch.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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