PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Freddie Fiddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fiddler
vs
Potatos

196 cm
31
280 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

197 cm
38
260 lbs
31 - 21 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

V-Mask Clothing + 10% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Freddie Fiddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Potatos!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fiddler looks to throw the jab but Potatos is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Potatos! But no joy.
Fiddler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fiddler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Fiddler tries a head kick but it misses.
Fiddler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Potatos checks a leg kick.
Potatos checks a low kick from Fiddler.
Potatos misses the jab.
Fiddler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potatos was well out of range. Poor timing from Fiddler.
Potatos is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fiddler with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fiddler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Potatoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Potatos chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fiddler can pounce on him.
Fiddler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Fiddler looks to land a right hand but Potatos moved out of range.
Potatos let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Potatos drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fiddler scoring well with a low kick there.
Potatos drops his hands momentarily and Fiddler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fiddler chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Potatos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fiddler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fiddler looks to score with a jab to the body but Potatos is just out of range.
Fiddler walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Potatos checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fiddler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fiddler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fiddler throws a wild body kick that Potatos sees coming a mile off.
Fiddler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Potatos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fiddler.
Fiddler chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fiddler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Potatos throws out a counter right but Fiddler avoids it with no problem.
Fiddler tries to land a body kick
and Potatos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fiddler misses with a kick to the body.
Potatos looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Good work by Potatos as he checks the leg kick.
Fiddler tries to land a leg kick but Potatos saw it coming and moves away.
Fiddler throws out a leg kick but Potatos moves out of range and Fiddler only half commits.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fiddler throws a low kick but Potatos moves out of range easily.
Potatos missing with a left hand there. Fiddler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fiddler, right into the meat.
Fiddler throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Potatos's head.
Potatos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fiddler appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Fiddler swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fiddler thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fiddler misses with a body shot.
Fiddler is looking to slow Potatos down with leg kicks.
Fiddler throws a lazy head kick

so Potatos counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fiddler is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fiddler controlling Potatos's posture.
Potatos must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Potatos with a flurry of punches that miss.
Potatos trying to control but Fiddler is working from the bottom.
Fiddler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Potatos is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos is looking to work some ground and pound but Fiddler has wrist control.
Potatos looking to sit in guard and control but Fiddler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Fiddler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Potatos working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Freddie Fiddler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Potatos moves out of range of the leg kick from Fiddler.
As Fiddler backs off Potatos throws a huge counter combo but Fiddler manages to avoid it all.
Fiddler avoids the head kick by Potatos.
Fiddler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Potatos counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fiddler's knee momentarily.
Fiddler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Potatos's calf.
Fiddler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Potatos can do to turn this around?
That kick from Fiddler tenderised Potatos's leg. Potatos is trying to keep his angry face on.
Potatos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Potatos slips a jab from Fiddler.
Fiddler misses with a hook.
Potatos checks a low kick from Fiddler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Potatos jabs at Fiddler's body.
A head kick misses from Fiddler.
Fiddler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fiddler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Freddie Fiddler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Potatos lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fiddler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Potatos throws the left hand but Fiddler avoids the punch easily.
Fiddler throws a leg kick that misses.
A combination from Fiddler does no damage.
Potatos throws a body shot but no joy.
Fiddler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Potatos takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Potatos blocks the body kick.
Potatos is looking to chop away at Fiddler's legs.
Fiddler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fiddler blocks a jab.
Fiddler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A shot to the liver by Potatos. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos blocks a leg kick.
Fiddler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Potatos is out of range.
Fiddler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Potatos avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A jab from Fiddler misses.
Fiddler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fiddler. Potatos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fiddler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Potatos.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fiddler throws a head kick that Potatos semi-blocks.
Fiddler misses with a body kick.
Fiddler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Fiddler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fiddler is looking to chop away at Potatos's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fiddler.
Potatos smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fiddler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Potatos counters with a nice body shot.
Fiddler throws a shot from downtown. Potatos moves away and avoids it.
Fiddler looks for the body kick but Potatos saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from Fiddler.
Potatos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fiddler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Potatos misses.
Fiddler throws a push kick but Potatos slaps the foot to one side.
Potatos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fiddler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Fiddler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fiddler tries to work over Potatos's front leg with a kick but Potatos checks it.
Potatos avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Potatos swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fiddler lands with a cross.
Fiddler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potatos was well out of range. Poor timing from Fiddler.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Potatos! But no joy.
Fiddler tries a head kick but it misses.
Potatos misses with a looping left.
Fiddler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Potatos throws a head kick that misses.
Freddie Fiddler is winning the standup battle so far.
Fiddler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Potatos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fiddler throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fiddler misses with a body shot
and Potatos counters with a one-two to the body.
Potatos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Potatos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fiddler is looking to counter with head kicks.
Potatos turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Freddie Fiddler will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Fiddler throws a leg kick
and Potatos counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Freddie Fiddler has been cut.
Fiddler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fiddler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fiddler.
Jab, jab by Fiddler - just one landing.
Potatos thuds his right hand into Fiddler's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fiddler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Potatos throws a body shot but no joy.
Potatos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An inside leg kick lands from Fiddler.
Fiddler throws a front kick that sends Potatos stumbling back into the cage.
Fiddler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fiddler throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Fiddler catches Potatos right on the button with a cross.
Fiddler is looking to land body kicks.
Potatos slips under a jab from Fiddler.
It seemed like Potatos was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fiddler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fiddler feints and then cracks Potatos's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Potatos down.
Potatos takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Potatos checks a leg kick.
Fiddler throws a leg kick
and Potatos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fiddler misses with a low kick.
Potatos swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Potatos scores with a jab to the body.
Potatos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Potatos feints a counter leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Potatos blocks a head kick by Fiddler.
Jack Potatos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Potatos tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fiddler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice leg kick lands there from Potatos.
Potatos keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Potatos throws a jab when Fiddler was well out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fiddler throws a leg kick but Potatos sees it coming and moves out of range.
Potatos takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Potatos takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fiddler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Potatos.
Fiddler chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A telegraphed right hand from Potatos misses the target.
Fiddler lands a front kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos avoids a kick to the body.
Potatos thinks about the counter body kick.
Fiddler works Potatos's body with a nice hook.
Potatos blocks a jab.
Potatos checks a leg kick nicely.
Potatos drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Fiddler defends it well.
Potatos fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fiddler misses with a wild body shot.
Potatos scores with a decent looking hook.
That kick from Fiddler tenderised Potatos's leg. Potatos is trying to keep his angry face on.
Potatos throws out a loose jab but Fiddler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fiddler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Potatos. That did some damage!
Fiddler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Fiddler.
Freddie Fiddler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Potatos avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fiddler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Potatos looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Potatos blocks a leg kick.
Fiddler backing away here, and Potatos unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Potatos loads up on a big right hand but Fiddler slips the punch.
Fiddler pushes Potatos away with a front kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fiddler.
Decent striking displayed by Potatos there.
Fiddler clobbers Potatos with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Potatos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fiddler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Freddie Fiddler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fiddler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Freddie Fiddler!