PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Themutha Fuckar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derrick Jon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Themutha Fuckar could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Derrick Jon's chin.

Fuckar
vs
Jon

200 cm
25
150 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

165 cm
18
157 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Themutha Fuckar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Derrick Jon!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jon rushes Fuckar and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Fuckar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've been informed that Jon has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Jon landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jon cracks Fuckar with a nice body shot.
Fuckar is breathing heavily.
Jon connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fuckar's face.
Jon putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fuckar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fuckar really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jon misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuckar.
Jon putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fuckar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jon scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jon lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Fuckar is rocked!
Jon lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Fuckar to his knees! Jon keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derrick Jon!