PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gold T (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Abbott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abbott is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by turn that off im getting aroused. Gold T has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

T
vs
Abbott

199 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

166 cm
22
289 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gold T!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Drunk Abbott!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbott is looking to land body kicks.
T bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Horrible takedown by T or perhaps it was just good defense by Abbott which made him look bad.
Abbott misses with a low kick.
Abbott jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Abbott pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
T misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Abbott looks to throw the jab but T is out of range.
Abbott is looking to clinch.
Abbott misses with a body shot.
T tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Abbott swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gold T. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Abbott misses with a straight left.
Abbott misses with a body shot.
T changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Abbott tries to avoid it but T manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Abbott to the ground. Abbott escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Abbott misses the target.
Abbott misses the shot to the body.
T tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Abbott swivels and escapes.
Horrible takedown by T or perhaps it was just good defense by Abbott which made him look bad.
Abbott swings for the body but T moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abbott throws a hook but T avoids it easily.
Abbott tries to clinch but T moves out of range.
T avoids a kick to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from T.
Gold T seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
T is breathing heavily.
T shoots in but Abbott avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Abbott takes a swing at T's ribcage but misses.
Abbott swings for the body but T moves out of range.
T slips under a jab from Abbott.
Horrible takedown by T or perhaps it was just good defense by Abbott which made him look bad.
T checks a low kick from Abbott.

Abbott gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Abbott crunches a lovely knee into T's ribcage.
Abbott lands an elbow inside.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
T has Abbott pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Abbott manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Abbott pushes T back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Gold T has been cut.
Abbott lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
Abbott comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Abbott lands an elbow just above T 's eye.
Abbott comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott lands a damaging elbow.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
Abbott creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through T's defenses.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
Abbott gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Abbott.
Abbott lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Abbott gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Abbott comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through T's defenses.
Abbott lands an elbow inside.
Abbott lands an elbow inside.
Abbott lands a damaging elbow.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
Abbott creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through T's defenses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbott lands an elbow inside that T shrugs off.

T is rocked!
Abbott gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oh T is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Abbott lands a right hand that snaps the head of T backwards.
Nice elbow from Abbott.
Abbott unloads a knee to the mid-section. T lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott landing knees to the body.
Abbott lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott lands a nice elbow.
A shot in the inside from Abbott.
Abbott is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
T takes an elbow to the temple.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott lands an elbow that stopped T in his tracks for a moment.
Abbott lands a nice elbow.
T takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abbott creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops T! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Abbott.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Drunk Abbott!