PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Radar Salter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bam Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackass has chosen Jackass theme song as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Salter
vs
Jackass

180 cm
31
146 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

180 cm
36
149 lbs
26 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Dissolution Fight Wear
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Radar Salter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bam Jackass!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salter tests Jackass's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Salter scores with a shot to the body.
Jackass wants to clinch up but Salter keeps it at a distance.
Salter fakes the leg kick and cracks Jackass in the body.
Salter swinging wildly here.
A big left from Salter misses.
Jackass tries to counter with a clinch but Salter shakes him off and moves away.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses.
Salter lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Salter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Salter scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jackass has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jackass there as he acknowledges the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salter throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jackass.
A head kick misses from Jackass.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Salter. Jackass shrugs it off though.
Sloppy strikes from Salter. Those never looked like landing.
Jackass has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Salter lands a nice looking body shot.
Jackass avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Salter throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jackass moves in looking to clinch but Salter pushes him off.
Jackass's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Salter connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jackass scrambles back to his feet.
Radar Salter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Salter lands a nice looking body shot.
Salter throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jackass on the side of the head.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Salter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jackass manages to avoid it.
Jackass wants to counter the offense by Salter and move into the clinch position.
Salter connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jackass momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Salter, as that shot connected.
Jackass takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jackass takes one to the side of the head.
Salter looks to score with a jab to the body but Jackass is just out of range.
Salter misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Salter blocks a head kick by Jackass.
A head kick misses from Salter.
Jackass wants to counter the offense by Salter and move into the clinch position.
Salter works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Jackass is rocked!
Salter lands the left hand.
Jackass is still on wobbly legs! Can Salter finish him?
Salter with a jab.
Jackass gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Salter points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Jackass wakes up just in time to hear Salter thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Radar Salter!
Radar Salter retains his featherweight title!
Radar Salter seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Bam Jackass had this to say: 'Im on drugs again. I all ways lose when iv had that sweet white powder!!!'.