PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Chong Starbowsky Ii's choice of entrance music: "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE". Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Schmo
vs
Chong Starbowsky Ii

210 cm
20
195 lbs
5 - 1 - 1

175 cm
26
186 lbs
7 - 27 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong Starbowsky Ii looks to clinch
and Schmo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chong Starbowsky Ii takes one on the button.

Chong Starbowsky Ii is rocked!
Schmo cracks Chong Starbowsky Ii with a hook to the temple - Chong Starbowsky Ii is on wobbly legs here! Schmo swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Chong Starbowsky Ii falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Schmo wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Joe Schmo!
A relieved looking Joe Schmo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.