PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Abed Infuriated (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Number Six (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Infuriated's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sticky Situation. This should be fireworks!

Infuriated
vs
Six

188 cm
18
196 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
18
202 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent elbows
Good chin

Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Abed Infuriated!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Number Six!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Infuriated takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Six ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Infuriated moves away.
Infuriated has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Combat Fitness in the buildup to the fight.
Infuriated tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Six was well out of range. Poor timing from Infuriated.
Six circles away from the clinch attempt
and Six counters with a left to the body.
Six circles away from the clinch attempt.
Six misses with an uppercut. Infuriated saw that one coming.
Six bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Infuriated's head backwards.
Abed Infuriated seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Six uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Infuriated.
A big right from Infuriated misses.
Six lands the left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Six takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Six looks to land a combination but Infuriated avoids it well.
Infuriated wants to clinch
and Six counters with a three punch combo that has Infuriated backing up. Infuriated nods at Six to acknowledge the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Infuriated is looking to clinch but Six is avoiding it.
Six looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Six throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Six cracks Infuriated with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Infuriated tries to clinch there but Six circles away.
Six walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A cross from Six lands.
Infuriated fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A big left from Infuriated misses.
Infuriated cracks a nice hook into Six's ribs.
Six takes a swing at Infuriated's ribcage but misses.
Six swats away the attempt to clinch by Infuriated.
Infuriated uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Six.
Six misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Six jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Infuriated getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Infuriated, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Infuriated fails with an attempt to clinch.
Infuriated slips a jab and a cross from Six.
Six throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Six keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Six throws out a counter right but Infuriated avoids it with no problem.
Infuriated tries to close the distance and clinch but Six swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Infuriated throws a hook to the side of Six's head but Six sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big right from Infuriated misses.

Infuriated moves into the clinch.
Infuriated tries to stall but Six uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Infuriated takes a shot to the head.
Infuriated creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Six avoids the elbow strike from Infuriated, against the cage.
Infuriated creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Six's defenses.
Infuriated misses with a short punch on the inside.
Six tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Infuriated throws a punch but it's blocked by Six.
Come on Six - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Six as Infuriated tries to tie him up.
Infuriated doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Six lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Six lands a nice uppercut.
Infuriated softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Six's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Infuriated comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Six lands a right hand that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Infuriated lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Infuriated lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Six lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Six trying to stall but Infuriated improves his position.
Infuriated is stalling here.
Six blocks the elbow strike.
Infuriated tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Six's elbow.
Infuriated scores with a nice hook to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Six swings wildly with an uppercut but Infuriated uses good head movement to avoid it.
Infuriated pushes Six back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Infuriated fails to land.
Six throws a punch but it's blocked by Infuriated.
Infuriated throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Infuriated swings wildly with an uppercut but Six uses good head movement to avoid it.
Infuriated misses with a punch to the body.
Six wants to break the clinch but can't.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Six takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Infuriated creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Six gets through Infuriated's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Infuriated comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A head punch on the inside from Six fails to land.
Infuriated throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Six swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Infuriated misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Infuriated.
Six misses with some punches.

Six breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice combination there by Six.
Six works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Infuriated misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Six.
Infuriated tries to clinch there but Six circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Six takes an elbow to the forehead.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Infuriated working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Six fails to land.
Six trying to stall but Infuriated improves his position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Infuriated just misses with a elbow thrown towards Six's brow.
Six scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Infuriated pushes off an throws an elbow but Six leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Six.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Six.
Six taking a breather.
Six avoids a wild elbow strike from Infuriated.
Infuriated can't find room to land a body shot as Six controls the action.
Six lands a right hand that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Infuriated lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Six backwards.
Good body shot from Infuriated.
Infuriated misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Infuriated.
A nice left hand lands by Six.
Six swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Six blocks a body shot from Infuriated.
Six lands a hook that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
Six is trying to break the clinch but Infuriated is controlling him.
A head punch on the inside from Six fails to land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Infuriated tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Six wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Six blocks the elbow strike.
Infuriated misses with a punch on the inside.
Infuriated is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Six dodges an elbow strike from Infuriated.

Six manages to break the clinch.
The fighters circling - Infuriated throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Six misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Infuriated.
Six has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Infuriated slips a straight right by Six.
A jab from Six misses.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Six takes a swing at Infuriated's ribcage but misses.

Six instigates a clinch.
Infuriated lands an elbow inside that Six shrugs off.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Infuriated.
Infuriated misses with a hook to the ribs.
Six stalling the fight.
Infuriated throws an elbow that misses.
Infuriated misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Six swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Six fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Infuriated - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Six misses with some punches.
Six blocks an uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Infuriated.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Number Six will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Danga de danga de dang - Six scores with a four punch combination!
Infuriated fails with an attempt to clinch.
A punch combination from Six misses.
Infuriated is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Six.
Six circles away from the clinch attempt
and Six counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Six has Infuriated up against the cage in a clinch.
Abed Infuriated has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Infuriated swings wildly with an uppercut but Six uses good head movement to avoid it.
Infuriated presses Six against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Infuriated trying to stall but Six improves his position.
Infuriated stalling against the cage.
Six avoids the elbow strike from Infuriated, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Infuriated misses with a hook from the clinch.
Infuriated takes a shot to the head.
Six takes an elbow to the forehead.
Infuriated goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Infuriated blocks an uppercut.
Infuriated tries to stall but Six uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Infuriated lands an uppercut.
Six lands a shoulder strike.
Infuriated is trying to maintain a safe position but Six gets an underhook and turns Infuriated into the cage.
Infuriated blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Infuriated slowing the pace effectively.
Infuriated blocks an uppercut.
Infuriated tries to throw a body punch but Six avoids it by throwing Infuriated back against the cage.
Infuriated throws an elbow that misses.
Infuriated working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Infuriated misses with a punch to the body.
Infuriated misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Infuriated.
Six tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Infuriated on the inside.
Infuriated wants to stall.
Infuriated lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from Infuriated.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Infuriated tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Infuriated has Six pushed against the cage.
Six working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated lands a shot to the body.
Nice elbow from Infuriated.
Infuriated is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Six misses with the head strike.
Six blocking some punches.
Six taking a breather.
Six avoids a wild elbow strike from Infuriated.
Infuriated throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Infuriated tries to work over Six's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Six wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Infuriated misses with a short punch on the inside.
Infuriated lands an elbow that stopped Six in his tracks for a moment.
Infuriated stalling in the clinch but Six improves position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Six stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Infuriated misses with a punch on the inside.
Six wants to break the clinch but can't.
Infuriated lands an uppercut.
Infuriated is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Six as Infuriated tries to tie him up.
Infuriated can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Infuriated looking to slow down the pace here.
Infuriated fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Six breaks the clinch.
Infuriated throws a hook but Six avoids it easily.
Six will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Infuriated tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Six manages to circle out of the way.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated misses with a straight left.
Six stalks Infuriated and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Infuriated's face. Infuriated staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Abed Infuriated has been cut.
Infuriated lands with a good body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Six. Infuriated does a little dance to reset his feet.
Infuriated tries to counter by clinching up but Six breaks away and moves out of range.
Infuriated jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Six swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Infuriated is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Six's jab looks to have found its range, popping Infuriated under the eye.
Infuriated throws a hook but Six blocks it.
Six appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Six throws a body shot but no joy.
Infuriated misses with an uppercut
and Six counters with a nice uppercut.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Six takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Infuriated throws a predictable looking body shot
and Six counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Six clinches up with Infuriated and pushes him back against the cage.
Six lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Infuriated backwards.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Infuriated just misses with a elbow thrown towards Six's brow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Infuriated.
Infuriated throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Infuriated pushes off an throws an elbow but Six leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Six escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Infuriated takes a swing at Six's ribcage but misses.
Six throws a body punch but Infuriated moves out of range.

Infuriated gets a clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Infuriated throws an elbow but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Infuriated.
Abed Infuriated has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Infuriated is trying to maintain a safe position but Six gets an underhook and turns Infuriated into the cage.
Six scores with a shoulder strike.
Six scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Infuriated lands with a left to the head.
Six makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Infuriated is rocked!
Six lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Infuriated is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Six pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Six cracks Infuriated with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Infuriated is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Infuriated is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Infuriated could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Number Six!