PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Wayne McGain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Greedy Assfister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGain
vs
Assfister

158 cm
26
145 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

165 cm
25
146 lbs
3 - 1 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Alcatraz Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wayne McGain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Greedy Assfister!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Assfister instigates a clinch.
Assfister throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Assfister on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGain dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
McGain jumps guard but Assfister turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
McGain tries for a takedown. No joy.
Assfister lands a nice elbow.
McGain tries to score a body lock takedown but Assfister shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wayne McGain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Assfister.

It looks like Wayne McGain has been cut.
McGain dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
McGain dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGain blocks an elbow strike.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGain jumps guard but Assfister stands there with McGain around his waist. McGain gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Assfister gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Assfister throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Assfister.
McGain avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
McGain blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
McGain tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
McGain goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.

McGain is rocked!
McGain avoids a wild elbow strike from Assfister.
Oh McGain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Assfister misses with an elbow strike.
McGain wants a takedown.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McGain dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
McGain avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McGain blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Assfister throws an elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Assfister throws an elbow but misses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McGain blocks an elbow strike from Assfister.
McGain dodges an elbow strike from Assfister.
Assfister prevents a body shot from McGain.
McGain seems to have got his legs back now.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that McGain shrugs off.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.
McGain fails to pull guard.
Assfister creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McGain's defenses.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Assfister lands an elbow inside.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Assfister pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Assfister prevents the takedown attempt.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped McGain in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister lands an elbow inside that McGain shrugs off.
McGain tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGain is looking to take this one to the mat.
Assfister's coach down at Top Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Assfister's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McGain avoids the elbow strike from Assfister, against the cage.
Assfister lands an elbow that stopped McGain in his tracks for a moment.
Assfister creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McGain tries to pull guard but Assfister forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
McGain tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Assfister throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Assfister misses with a body punch.
Assfister comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Assfister just misses with a elbow thrown towards McGain's brow.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Assfister looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McGain takes an elbow to the temple.
McGain tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Assfister just stands there and leans against the cage.
McGain is pressed against the cage. Assfister pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts McGain! Two more big strikes from Assfister and McGain crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Greedy Assfister!
In his post fight interview, Greedy Assfister gave a big smile as he said 'Pay me bitch'.