PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joell Crack Pitcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Patrick Bateman has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Patrick Bateman seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bateman
vs
Crack Pitcher

187 cm
21
185 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

180 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Slaughterhouse Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joell Crack Pitcher!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Mauricio Rocha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Crack Pitcher is fending him off so far but Bateman persists. Nope, Crack Pitcher circles away and we're back to standing.
Bateman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crack Pitcher.
Bateman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crack Pitcher keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Crack Pitcher misses with a hook. Bateman ducked under it nicely.
Crack Pitcher ducks under a wild hook from Bateman.
Bateman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crack Pitcher.
Bateman shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Bateman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bateman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crack Pitcher.
Bateman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crack Pitcher throws out the jab.
Crack Pitcher throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Crack Pitcher lands a big shot that drops Bateman! Can he finish him?

Bateman is rocked!
Bateman is breathing heavily.

Crack Pitcher gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Oh Bateman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crack Pitcher throws out a loose jab but Bateman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bateman staying out of range there.
Crack Pitcher stuffs the takedown.
Bateman seems to have got his legs back now.
Crack Pitcher misses with a looping left.
Crack Pitcher ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman walks straight into a right hand from Crack Pitcher - that's dropped him! Crack Pitcher jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Bateman from any more punishment! Bateman complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Joell Crack Pitcher!