PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cro Crap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hoolio Dawg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crap
vs
Dawg

170 cm
18
285 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

187 cm
25
272 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Very confident

Walhalla Clothing (25 $ / piece)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Crap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hoolio Dawg!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dawg. Crap does a little dance to reset his feet.

Dawg has Crap up against the cage in a clinch.
Dawg is trying to force a seperation but Crap has the dominant position.
Dawg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Crap can't find room to land a body shot as Dawg controls the action.
Dawg tries to break the clinch but Crap is controlling the position.
Dawg is trying to break the clinch but Crap has him pressed against the cage.
Crap tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dawg's elbow.
Dawg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dawg prevents a body shot from Crap.
Dawg tries to break the clinch but Crap is controlling the position.
Dawg is trying to force a seperation but Crap has the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Crap's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Crap ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crap throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dawg moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dawg throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crap throws a body punch but Dawg moves out of range.
Dawg missing with a left hand there. Crap was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Dawg.
Crap half committed to a counter leg kick.
Crap tries to clinch up but Dawg circles away and keeps his distance.
Dawg looks to land a body kick but Crap moved away.
A right-left combo lands from Dawg.

It looks like Cro Crap has been cut.
Crap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crap tries to clinch but Dawg is having none of it.
Dawg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dawg throws an overhand right that lands on Crap's shoulder, as Crap tries to avoid the shot.
Dawg throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Crap.
Crap tries to close the distance and clinch but Dawg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dawg lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dawg throws a series of punches but Crap avoids them all with ease.

Dawg gets a clinch.
Dawg blocks a body shot from Crap.
Crap wants to get back to striking at distance but Dawg won't allow it.
Dawg is trying to force a seperation but Crap has the dominant position.
Dawg is trying to push Crap away but Crap has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Crap prevents Dawg from breaking the clinch.
Dawg is looking to break free of the clinch but Crap has double underhooks.
Crap looking to throw knees to the head but Dawg is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dawg wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dawg is trying to break the clinch but Crap is controlling him.
Dawg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Crap's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dawg wants to break free but Crap has control.
Dawg tries to break free but Crap pushes him back against the cage.
Dawg can't break the clinch.
Dawg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Crap misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dawg is trying to break the clinch but Crap is controlling him.
Crap misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dawg wants to break free but Crap has control.
Dawg is trying to push Crap away but Crap has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Crap keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dawg's efforts to push away.

Dawg breaks from the clinch.
Crap tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dawg manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Some bone on bone action there as Crap checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dawg misses with a head kick.
Dawg moves out of range as Crap throws a body kick.
Crap tries to clinch but Dawg is having none of it.
Dawg misses with a double jab.
Crap was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crap scores with a nice strike.

It looks like Hoolio Dawg has been cut.
Dawg swats away the attempt to clinch by Crap.
Crap lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Dawg clinches.
Dawg is trying to push Crap away but Crap has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dawg can't break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crap.
Dawg is trying to break free.

Crap breaks from the clinch.
We've been informed that Dawg has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Dawg checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dawg! But no joy.
Dawg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawg throws a series of punches but Crap avoids them all with ease.
Crap tries to clinch there but Dawg circles away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crap fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dawg looks winded!
Dawg fails to land with a series of punches.
Crap is looking to clinch but Dawg is avoiding it.
Dawg throws a big counter head kick but Crap avoids it with no problem.
Crap connects with a crisp jab.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Hoolio Dawg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dawg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dawg avoids the body shot from Crap.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Crap lands a nice hook to Dawg's body. Dawg takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crap lands a nice hook to Dawg's body. Dawg takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crap tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dawg gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crap avoids the head kick by Dawg.
Crap looks for the body kick but Dawg saw that one coming.
Crap doesn't manage to clinch there - Dawg circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Cro Crap will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Nice body punch from Crap.
Dawg seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Crap shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Dawg is backing up but Crap catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Dawg covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Crap Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cro Crap!
Cro Crap decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.