PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between BIG CHEESEBURGER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhamad Uni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think CHEESEBURGER might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to cheese burger song. BIG CHEESEBURGER has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

CHEESEBURGER
vs
Uni

175 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

192 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

MMA's Best Nutrition
Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BIG CHEESEBURGER!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Muhamad Uni!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CHEESEBURGER misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Excellent takedown into side control there by CHEESEBURGER.
CHEESEBURGER has knee on belly and moves into mount.

CHEESEBURGER working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

CHEESEBURGER is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Uni has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Uni really doesn't want to stay on the ground with CHEESEBURGER. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
BOOM! CHEESEBURGER connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That has opened up Muhamad Uni's cut even more.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Muhamad Uni's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). BIG CHEESEBURGER!