PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dolph Longhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and che celeb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). che celeb has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Longhorn
vs
celeb

196 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Diamond Design Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dolph Longhorn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, che celeb!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, John Roberts and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
celeb throws a nice looking combination but Longhorn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Longhorn lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Longhorn.

It looks like che celeb has been cut.
Longhorn lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
celeb misses with a double jab
and Longhorn counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Longhorn shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts celeb as he jumps to the side.
Longhorn could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Longhorn fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
celeb throws a left and a right that both miss
and Longhorn counters with a series of strikes. celeb will be more careful next time no doubt.
celeb looks gassed!
Longhorn tries for a takedown but celeb sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dolph Longhorn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Longhorn tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but celeb swivels and escapes.
Nice takedown defense from celeb. No joy for Longhorn on that attempt.
Longhorn tries to clinch up.
Longhorn tries to clinch there but celeb circles away.
Longhorn moves in looking to clinch but celeb pushes him off.
Longhorn tries to close the distance and clinch up but celeb swats him away and circles back towards the center.
celeb blocks the body kick.
Longhorn throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around celeb's waist but celeb gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Longhorn off to one side.
Horrible takedown by Longhorn or perhaps it was just good defense by celeb which made him look bad.
Longhorn shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says celeb as he avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Longhorn scores with a hook to the body. celeb takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Longhorn closes this distance looking for a takedown but celeb circles away.
celeb throws a combination that misses
and celeb takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
celeb misses with a double jab
and Longhorn makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Longhorn shoots in for a double leg but celeb sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
celeb misses with a combination
and Longhorn counters with a nice uppercut.
Longhorn shoots in looking for a takedown. celeb tries to sprawl out of it but Longhorn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. celeb manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
che celeb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a right hand to the body.
celeb throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Longhorn counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
celeb falls off balance throwing a combination
and Longhorn counters with a stiff right hand.
Longhorn tries for a takedown but celeb sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
celeb misses with a combination

and Longhorn counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Longhorn.
celeb wants to sweep here but Longhorn controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Longhorn has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of celeb is proving hard to escape from.
celeb bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Longhorn's guard.
celeb looking to pass the guard.
Longhorn is trying to control the position but celeb postures up.
celeb tries to free his leg and advance position but Longhorn is retaining full guard.
Longhorn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for celeb on the ground.
Longhorn is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
celeb working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
celeb missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
celeb throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longhorn keeping full guard, as celeb tries to pass.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Longhorn swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Longhorn will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a three punch combo that has celeb backing up. celeb nods at Longhorn to acknowledge the strikes.
celeb throws a combination that misses
and Longhorn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
celeb throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Longhorn counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
celeb throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Longhorn counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for celeb!
celeb manages to regain half guard. Good work.
celeb is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
celeb is pressing down on Longhorn's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
celeb wants to sweep here but Longhorn controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
celeb is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Longhorn pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. celeb is keeping the position for now.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Longhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Longhorn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with celeb but celeb pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Longhorn is looking to wear down celeb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
celeb throws a combination that misses
and Longhorn counters with a series of strikes. celeb will be more careful next time no doubt.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a two punch combo.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a series of strikes. celeb will be more careful next time no doubt.
celeb throws a left and a right that both miss
and Longhorn counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dolph Longhorn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on che celeb's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Longhorn fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Longhorn shoots in and drives through. celeb sprawls well.
celeb misses with a double jab
and Longhorn counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
celeb throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Longhorn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
celeb throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Longhorn counter with a right hand.
Longhorn is looking to land body kicks.
celeb throws a left and a right that both miss
and Longhorn counters with a three punch combo that has celeb backing up. celeb nods at Longhorn to acknowledge the strikes.

That has opened up che celeb's cut even more.
celeb throws a left and a right that both miss

and Longhorn counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Longhorn tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. celeb just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dolph Longhorn. That's going to take a lot out of him.

celeb breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
celeb avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Longhorn shoots for a double leg takedown but celeb sprawls well. He's pushed Longhorn's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
celeb throws a combination that misses
enabling Longhorn to counter with a crisp jab.
Longhorn's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Longhorn duly obliges.
celeb throws a combination that misses
and Longhorn counters with a one-two to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Longhorn's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Longhorn duly obliges.
celeb swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Longhorn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Longhorn moves in looking to clinch but celeb pushes him off.
Longhorn doesn't manage to clinch there - celeb circles away.
Longhorn tries for a takedown but celeb sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Longhorn is working the combinations to good effect here.
celeb falls off balance throwing a combination
and Longhorn counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
celeb falls off balance throwing a combination

so Longhorn counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
celeb lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Longhorn!
Longhorn tries to reverse the position but celeb maintains control.
celeb is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Longhorn can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Longhorn is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
celeb working the ground and pound effectively.
celeb has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Longhorn's face.
Longhorn tries to lock up and control but celeb gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Longhorn is looking to improve his position but celeb isn't that keen on the idea.
celeb putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
celeb postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Longhorn looks a forlorn figure.
celeb has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longhorn really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
celeb scoring with strikes but Longhorn is staying in there.
celeb cracks Longhorn with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
celeb throws some wild stikes that Longhorn manages to avoid easily.
Longhorn tries to hold on but celeb postures up.
celeb landing strikes, looking to finish!
celeb working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Longhorn tries to hold on but celeb postures up.
Longhorn is bucking up trying to escape but celeb cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Longhorn tries to lock up and control but celeb gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
celeb lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
celeb breaks from Longhorn's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Longhorn is trying to escape the mount.
celeb landing shots from mount.
celeb in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
celeb postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Longhorn looks a forlorn figure.
celeb dominating with strikes here.
celeb is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Longhorn can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
celeb unloading with bombs!
celeb thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
celeb avoids the attempt from Longhorn to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dolph Longhorn will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on che celeb's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

celeb throws a combination that misses

and Longhorn counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for celeb!
celeb really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Longhorn punishing his opponent with strikes.
Longhorn landing shots from mount.
celeb really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Longhorn landing strikes from the mount.
celeb is wriggling around trying to escape.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Longhorn trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
celeb is wriggling around trying to escape.
Longhorn lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
A nice elbow there by Longhorn.
celeb bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
celeb stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Longhorn swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Longhorn is trying to keep celeb in close.
Longhorn keeping full guard, as celeb tries to pass.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Longhorn looking to hit a scissor sweep but celeb is one step ahead there.
celeb is pushing down on Longhorn's leg trying to pass to half guard. Longhorn is fighting to maintain full guard but celeb has managed to sneak the leg through.

Longhorn is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but celeb pulls his head out easily.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
celeb falls off balance throwing a combination
and Longhorn counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
celeb falls off balance throwing a combination
and Longhorn counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps celeb thinking.
Longhorn shoots in but no luck this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
celeb throws a combination that misses

and Longhorn counters by clinching up.

celeb escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
celeb misses with a double jab

and Longhorn counters with a single leg into guard. celeb didn't expect that.
celeb is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
celeb passes to full mount!
celeb landing strikes, looking to finish!
A nice elbow there by celeb.
A nice elbow there by celeb.
celeb throws a wild left hand from mount and Longhorn manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
celeb wants to pass to mount but Longhorn is defending the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
celeb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Longhorn is trying to maintain the position but celeb is very close to passing his half guard.
celeb looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
celeb uses his free foot to push down on Longhorn's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Longhorn.
Longhorn takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Longhorn wants to control but celeb is having none of it.
che celeb has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dolph Longhorn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
celeb with the ground and pound from mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dolph Longhorn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Longhorn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dolph Longhorn!
Dolph Longhorn is the new super heavyweight champion!