PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sub Zero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Zero
vs
CanChopper

193 cm
34
291 lbs
30 - 17 - 0

200 cm
35
249 lbs
27 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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REAR NAKED CHOKE NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sub Zero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zero is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Zero looks to land a left hand but CanChopper moved out of range nicely.
Zero misses with a wild combination.
CanChopper moves away from the strike by Zero.
A slapping body kick lands there for CanChopper.
CanChopper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A telegraphed right hand from Zero misses the target.
A head kick from CanChopper lands but Zero takes it in his stride.

It looks like Sub Zero has been cut.
A jab lands there for CanChopper.
Zero throws a lazy right hand but CanChopper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zero throws a right and a left that CanChopper avoids nicely.
Zero throws a jab when CanChopper was well out of range.

Zero gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper lands a left hand.
CanChopper misses with the head strike.

Zero's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A nice leg kick lands there from CanChopper.
A slow jab from Zero misses its intended target.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zero shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Zero has managed to clinch.
CanChopper blocks an uppercut.
CanChopper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
CanChopper utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zero is breathing heavily.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zero.
CanChopper avoids a wild elbow strike from Zero.
CanChopper looking to throw knees to the head but Zero is blocking nicely.
CanChopper misses with a punch on the inside.
CanChopper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Our sources have told us that Zero has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
CanChopper crunches a lovely knee into Zero's ribcage.
Zero takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zero takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short uppercut from CanChopper.
CanChopper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
CanChopper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Zero seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if CanChopper can turn it around.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper scores a nice knee to the body.
CanChopper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zero backwards.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zero.
A short uppercut from CanChopper.
Zero takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
A nice right hand lands inside from CanChopper.

Sub Zero's cut is getting worse.
Zero lands a body shot.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zero avoids a wild elbow strike from CanChopper.
CanChopper blocks a body shot from Zero.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zero.
CanChopper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zero backwards.
CanChopper pushes Zero back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zero managing to block the knees to the body from CanChopper.
A head punch blocked on the inside by CanChopper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper blocking some punches.
Zero throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zero throws an elbow that misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zero.
Zero misses with a short punch on the inside.
CanChopper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
CanChopper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zero avoids a wild elbow strike from CanChopper.
CanChopper digs a right hand into Zero's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zero's gas tank.
Zero pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A short uppercut from CanChopper.
A short uppercut from CanChopper.
CanChopper putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zero in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, CanChopper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A body shot lands from Zero.
CanChopper pushes Zero back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zero is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by CanChopper.
Zero avoids a wild elbow strike from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a hook to the side of the head.
CanChopper is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a nice uppercut.

Sub Zero's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
CanChopper lands a nice uppercut.
CanChopper crunches a lovely knee into Zero's ribcage.
Knees in the clinch landing for CanChopper.
CanChopper lands an elbow inside.
CanChopper putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zero in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
CanChopper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zero's elbow.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
CanChopper lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Jeez, Sub Zero's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Zero avoids the damage to the body.
CanChopper lands an elbow that stopped Zero in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sub Zero's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper very nearly forgot to thank REAR NAKED CHOKE NUTRITION amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.