PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Harry Phallus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Mammoth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Phallus
vs
Mammoth

183 cm
18
176 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
182 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Phallus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, The Mammoth!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mammoth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mammoth moves out of range as Phallus strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Mammoth.
Mammoth lands a slapping body shot.
Mammoth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Phallus's calf.
Phallus tries to bum rush Mammoth with a series of wild strikes but Mammoth uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mammoth lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A left lands for Phallus.
Mammoth fails to land with a series of punches.
Mammoth feints and then cracks Phallus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Phallus down.
Phallus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mammoth counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Phallus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mammoth sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Phallus shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Phallus showed some decent athleticism there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Phallus is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phallus frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Phallus jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Mammoth is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Mammoth and Phallus has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

Phallus goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Mammoth rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Phallus's guard! Nice work there by Mammoth!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Phallus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mammoth doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mammoth manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mammoth tries to stand but Phallus is controlling from the bottom.
Phallus is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Phallus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Mammoth is just riding it out for now. Phallus eventually gives up the hold.

Phallus wants to work for an arm triangle but Mammoth is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Phallus is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Mammoth is just riding it out for now. Phallus eventually gives up the hold.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mammoth tries to kick Phallus off but Phallus keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Phallus passes to side control.
Phallus looking to control but instead Mammoth has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but The Mammoth will probably get the nod.
That's time! Phallus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Phallus misses with a jab, cross combination.
A big left from Phallus misses.
Phallus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Phallus misses the jab.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Phallus.
Phallus misses with a combination
and Mammoth counters with a body kick that stops Phallus in his tracks momentarily.
Mammoth lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Phallus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mammoth scores with a kick to the body.
Phallus thows a body shot but no joy.
Phallus throws an overhand right that lands on Mammoth's shoulder, as Mammoth tries to avoid the shot.
Mammoth throws a leg kick which misses Phallus's front leg but catches the back leg as Phallus tries to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mammoth.
Phallus is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Phallus's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Phallus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phallus throws a right hand that Mammoth ducks under and follows up with a left that Mammoth also avoids with ease.
Phallus throws a hook to the side of Mammoth's head but Mammoth sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Phallus throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mammoth counters with a leg kick.
Mammoth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mammoth scores with a body shot.
Mammoth scores with a jab.
Phallus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mammoth pinned against the cage. Mammoth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mammoth throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mammoth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A good leg kick by Mammoth.
Mammoth throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mammoth throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Phallus on the side of the head.
Mammoth connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Phallus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mammoth scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mammoth.
Nice uppercut lands for Mammoth. That snapped Phallus's head back.
Phallus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mammoth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mammoth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Phallus's calf.
Mammoth moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mammoth feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Phallus's calf.
Phallus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
An inside leg kick lands from Mammoth.
Phallus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mammoth. Mammoth obviously looking to wear him down.
The Mammoth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mammoth bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Mammoth scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Decent striking displayed by Mammoth there.
Mammoth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Phallus.
Mammoth circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Phallus drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Mammoth follows Phallus to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Mammoth!