PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bam Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Orlov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackass's entrance music is Jackass theme song. A fine choice. Orlov has chosen Daft Punk - Get Lucky as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jackass
vs
Orlov

180 cm
37
149 lbs
26 - 14 - 1

180 cm
29
155 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Dissolution Fight Wear
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bam Jackass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexander Orlov!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orlov lands with a nice body punch.
Orlov tries a head kick but it misses.
As Orlov tries to get set, Jackass tries to push him back and clinch up but Orlov manages to avoid the attempt.
Jackass avoids a kick to the body.
Orlov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jackass tries a head kick but it misses.
Jackass tries to clinch there but Orlov circles away.
Jackass takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Orlov throws a lazy right hand but Jackass sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Orlov scores with a jab to the head.
Jackass keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orlov throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Orlov throws a head kick but Jackass moves out of range.

Jackass moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jackass obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackass putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Orlov in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jackass throws an elbow but it misses.
Orlov takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jackass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Orlov has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jackass blocking some punches.
Orlov throws a head punch that misses.
Orlov dodges an elbow strike from Jackass.
Jackass with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Orlov wants to break the clinch but can't.
Orlov misses with the head strike.
Jackass lands a damaging elbow.
Jackass struggles to land a body shot inside as Orlov controls his hands.
Jackass's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Orlov avoiding damage as Jackass throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Orlov.
Orlov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Orlov lands with a right to the head.
Orlov swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Orlov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jackass lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Orlov backwards.
Orlov avoids the elbow strike from Jackass, against the cage.
Orlov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Orlov working aggressively here.
Jackass lands a good knee to the midsection. Orlov won't want to take too many of those.
Jackass lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Orlov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jackass tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jackass tries a knee to the head but Orlov blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orlov digs a right hand into Jackass's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jackass's gas tank.
Jackass blocks a body shot from Orlov.
Jackass is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A shot in the inside from Orlov.
Orlov swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Orlov takes an elbow to the temple.
Jackass throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Jackass.
Orlov has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Orlov fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orlov.
Knees to the body from Jackass.
Orlov blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orlov throws a punch but it's blocked by Jackass.
Jackass throws an elbow that misses.
Jackass misses with an elbow strike.
Orlov avoiding damage as Jackass throws knees to the body.
Jackass throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Orlov blocks it with crossed arms.
Jackass lands with a short shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A knee to the head by Jackass.
Orlov lands with a short shot to the head.
Orlov working hard to break the clinch.
Orlov dodges an elbow strike from Jackass.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jackass obliges.
Jackass blocking some punches.
Jackass landing knees to the head.
Jackass throws an elbow that misses.
Orlov doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bam Jackass dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Orlov circles away from the clinch attempt.
Orlov with a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Orlov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jackass has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jackass and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jackass tries to move into range but Orlov moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Orlov moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Orlov misses the jab.
Alexander Orlov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A bone on bone clash there as Jackass blocks the leg kick.
Orlov throws a right hand that misses
and Jackass counters with a left and a right... And another left! Orlov is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bam Jackass!
A very excited looking Bam Jackass made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.