PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gab Batista (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong comes to the cage accompanied by Awesome Donkey Kong. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kong
vs
Batista

225 cm
26
300 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

199 cm
27
264 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gab Batista!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batista's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Batista duly obliges.

It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut.
Batista has a takedown stuffed.
Batista looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kong is fending him off so far but Batista persists. Nope, Kong circles away and we're back to standing.
Batista walks into a left hand.

It looks like Gab Batista has been cut.
No luck for Batista with that takedown attempt.
Donkey Kong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gab Batista.
Kong scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Batista looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
Kong looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Kong cracks Batista with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Batista tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Kong pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Batista is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donkey Kong!
After the big win, Donkey Kong made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.