PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rape Alarm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ugly Punk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Alarm
vs
Punk

185 cm
26
235 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

225 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rape Alarm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ugly Punk!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alarm connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rape Alarm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Alarm.
Alarm thows a left - swing and a miss!
Punk tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A telegraphed right hand from Alarm misses the target.
Alarm jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Punk avoids a punch combination nicely.
Alarm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Punk moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Alarm scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Punk doesn't seem bothered though.
Punk wants to clinch up but Alarm keeps it at a distance.
Alarm throws an overhand right that lands on Punk's shoulder, as Punk tries to avoid the shot.
And Punk tries to counter it with a takedown but Alarm pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Punk uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Alarm.
Alarm sizes up Punk with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Punk scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Alarm.
Alarm throws a right and a left that Punk avoids nicely.
Punk throws a fast counter high kick but Alarm manages to duck under it in time.
Alarm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punk changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Alarm looks to throw the jab but Punk is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alarm throws an off balance right hand
and Punk counters with a straight right hand.
Alarm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Punk scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Punk passes the guard and advances to mount!
Alarm working to try and regain half guard.
Punk misses with a head shot.
Alarm is trying desperately to improve position.
We've been hearing good reports from Alarm's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Alarm is working hard here to advance position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alarm is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alarm regains half guard.

Alarm actively working from the bottom here.
Alarm gets back to full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alarm is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Alarm looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Alarm looking for a sweep. Not yet Alarm, not yet.
Punk must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Alarm working for a triangle but Punk defends it easily.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Alarm had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Punk defends it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punk postures up in Alarm's guard and throws a big left but Alarm blocks it.

Alarm is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Alarm is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Punk is aware though and is defending well.

Alarm had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Punk defends it easily.
Alarm keeping moving, preventing Punk from controlling successfully.
Alarm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Punk is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alarm is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Punk trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Alarm has his foot on Punk's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Punk works his way back into a safe position though.

Alarm looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Punk stays in close to Alarm's body and controls the position.
Alarm manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Punk manages to get himself to full guard.

Alarm trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Punk trying to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rape Alarm dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Punk walks into a straight right hand from Alarm.
Alarm misses with a series of wild punches.
Punk throws a counter combo.

Punk shoots in and bounces Alarm off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Alarm can't keep his opponent in guard - Punk advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Punk moves nicely into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alarm tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Punk wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Alarm is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Alarm manages to get to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punk throws a big elbow that misses.

Alarm is looking for a triangle but Punk pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Punk trying to control the position from guard on top but Alarm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Alarm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Punk throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Alarm works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Alarm isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Punk stacks Alarm on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Punk!

Punk decides to take the fight back to the feet.

Punk shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Alarm is trying to defend but Punk finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punk not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Alarm is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Punk pulls his head out easily.

Alarm looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Alarm looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Alarm looking for submissions off his back.
Alarm moves into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punk controlling from the top position.

Punk is sitting in close to Alarm's body. Alarm has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Punk is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Punk is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Alarm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Rape Alarm!