PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Aribert Heim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meat Loaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaf has chosen Eat My Loaf as his entrance music. Meat Loaf acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Heim
vs
Loaf

175 cm
26
132 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

150 cm
34
138 lbs
35 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Aribert Heim!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Loaf!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Loaf.
Heim scores with a jab to the body.
We've been told by Heim's head coaches at Spetznaz Training Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Heim really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Heim is looking to clinch but Loaf is avoiding it.
Loaf connects with a solid leg kick.

Loaf manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Heim on his heels. He'll look to pass Heim's guard now, I'm sure.
Heim preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Heim looking for a sweep. Not yet Heim, not yet.
Loaf looking to pass the guard.
Loaf wants to control from the top but Heim keeps moving.
Loaf throws a big elbow that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loaf is looking to work some ground and pound but Heim has wrist control.
Loaf trying to control but Heim is working from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Heim clinches up against the cage.
Loaf misses with a punch on the inside.
Loaf lands a hook to the side of the head.
Loaf lands with a right to the head.
Heim misses with a hook from the clinch.
Loaf tries to stall but Heim uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Heim misses with a punch on the inside.
Loaf looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Heim makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Heim lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Loaf backwards.
Loaf lands with a light punch inside.
Loaf is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Heim pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Loaf blocks an uppercut.
Loaf controlling the action here for a moment.

Loaf pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Heim lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loaf was well out of range. Poor timing from Heim.
A telegraphed right hand from Heim misses the target.
Heim throws a jab but it's blocked by Loaf.
Heim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loaf moves away.
Heim is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Loaf.
Loaf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Heim.
Loaf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Loaf has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Loaf pivots, looking for a leg kick but Heim is out of range and Loaf settles back down.
Heim dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Heim gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Loaf to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Loaf trying to control but Heim is working from the bottom.

Heim working for submissions but it's allowed Loaf to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaf moves nicely into side control.
Loaf scoring with punches and elbows.

Loaf is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Heim looks calm but he's in trouble here. Loaf gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Heim is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Loaf lets go of the hold and Heim can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Meat Loaf!
Meat Loaf is the new bantamweight champion!
Meat Loaf looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Fuck yaaaaa! This feels so good to have the belt around my waist again! I knew this day would come if I just kept following my dreams! I want to first thank a broken Halo Pride for being the best alliance I this multi verse, and also my manager Brandon Loveladdy for believing in me! Thanks also t'.