PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alex Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Tank
vs
Hasselhoff

198 cm
21
275 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

191 cm
23
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

SPARTAN FIGHTWARE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alex Tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hasselhoff!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Dmitry Maklakov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Tank finds it's target.

It looks like Adolf Hasselhoff has been cut.
Tank swinging wilding here.
Hasselhoff displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Alex Tank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Hasselhoff moves into the clinch successfully.
Hasselhoff trying to control the position but instead, Tank has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hasselhoff into the ropes.

Hasselhoff breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Tank finds it's way through Hasselhoff's defenses.
Hasselhoff stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Alex Tank has been cut.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice cross by Hasselhoff.
Tank keeps Hasselhoff at a distance using the push kick.
Tank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hasselhoff scores with a sloppy right hand. Tank should have avoided that one.
Tank tries to bum rush Hasselhoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tank lands with a straight right. Hasselhoff didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tank swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice combination there by Hasselhoff.
Tank lands with a nice body punch.
Hasselhoff looks gassed!
Tank misses with a combination
and Hasselhoff makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tank misses with a two punch combination.
Tank scores with a body shot.
Tank lands a jab-cross combination.
Hasselhoff dodges the punch combination from Tank.
Tank lunges at Hasselhoff with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hasselhoff's hand.
Tank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Tank does no damage.
A punch combination from Tank misses.
Tank scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Hasselhoff is rocked!

That has opened up Adolf Hasselhoff's cut even more.
Tank lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Hasselhoff falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Alex Tank!