PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Clancey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface has chosen In Flames - Like You Better Dead as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Tom Clancey has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tom Clancey seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Clancey
vs
Yerface

182 cm
42
204 lbs
10 - 20 - 0

190 cm
41
214 lbs
29 - 21 - 2

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tom Clancey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 21 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clancey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface throws a sloppy head kick and Clancey moves out of range easily.
Yerface throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Clancey swings widly with a right hand
and Yerface counters with a nice uppercut.
Clancey throws a sloppy head kick and Yerface moves out of range easily.
A lazy left from Clancey finds it's target.
Clancey loads up on a big right hand but Yerface slips the punch.
Nice uppercut lands for Yerface. That snapped Clancey's head back.
Yerface connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Clancey throws a lazy right hand but Yerface sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Clancey chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yerface can pounce on him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clancey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Yerface has managed to clinch.
Yerface lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Clancey is rocked!
Yerface misses with the head strike.
Oh Clancey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yerface throws a punch but it's blocked by Clancey.
Clancey blocks an uppercut.
Yerface has a couple of punches blocked by Clancey.
Clancey blocking some punches.
Yerface misses with the head strike.
Yerface tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clancey.
A head punch on the inside from Yerface fails to land.
Yerface misses with some punches.
Yerface swings wildly with an uppercut but Clancey uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clancey.
Yerface misses with a hook from the clinch.
Clancey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Yerface misses with a punch on the inside.
Clancey blocking some punches.
Yerface misses with some punches.
Yerface lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Clancey blocks an uppercut.
Clinched against the cage, Yerface lands a big elbow that drops Clancey! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Clancey is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ima Yerface!
A relieved looking Ima Yerface thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.