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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Mason (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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217 lbs
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195 cm
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dieter Von Sprockets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alexander Mason!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Sprockets moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mason shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Von Sprockets defends it nicely.
Von Sprockets thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mason if he has to take too many more of those.
Von Sprockets lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mason will feel that in the morning.
Von Sprockets lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Von Sprockets moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Sprockets throws an elbow that misses.
Knees to the body from Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mason blocks it with crossed arms.
Mason is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Von Sprockets pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mason up against the cage.
Mason jumps guard but Von Sprockets stands there with Mason around his waist. Mason gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dieter Von Sprockets has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexander Mason.
Mason tries to pull guard but Von Sprockets won't allow it.
Von Sprockets misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mason.
Von Sprockets has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Mason is trying to keep an underhook but Von Sprockets manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Von Sprockets is trying to control the action in half guard but Mason is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mason is looking to improve his position.
Von Sprockets knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mason on the ground.
Mason has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Von Sprockets is working away from the top position though.
Von Sprockets is nestled in close to Mason, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mason does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Von Sprockets lands a nice short elbow.
Von Sprockets is pressing down on Mason's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mason is holding on for now.
Mason looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Mason tries to get to full guard but Von Sprockets has control of the leg.
Mason has hold of Von Sprockets's hands but Von Sprockets slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Von Sprockets wants to pass to mount but Mason is defending the position.
Mason wants to improve his position but Von Sprockets is controlling well.
Mason trying to control here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mason is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Mason is trying to control but can't.
Mason is staying active underneath Von Sprockets, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mason is trying to stand up here but Von Sprockets is controlling him well.
Mason trying to control here.
Von Sprockets trying to mount his opponent but Mason defends it.
Von Sprockets not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mason works his way to full guard. Good work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Von Sprockets's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mason throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Mason avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets tries to free his leg and advance position but Mason is retaining full guard.
Mason wants to hit a switch here but Von Sprockets passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Mason there!
Von Sprockets breaks from Mason's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Von Sprockets trying to control but Mason is having none of it.
Von Sprockets landing strikes from the mount.
Mason is working to get back to half guard.
Von Sprockets cracks Mason with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Von Sprockets postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Mason looks a forlorn figure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mason manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Von Sprockets is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dieter Von Sprockets dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Von Sprockets throws a front kick that sends Mason stumbling back into the cage.
Von Sprockets connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Von Sprockets is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mason can do to turn this around?
Von Sprockets lands with a slapping head kick.
Von Sprockets lands a front kick.
Von Sprockets lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Von Sprockets lands a nice looking body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Sprockets throws a leg kick which misses Mason's front leg but catches the back leg as Mason tries to avoid it.
Von Sprockets is looking to slow Mason down with leg kicks.
Von Sprockets throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mason. That did some damage!
Von Sprockets scores with a jab to the body.
Von Sprockets feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Masons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mason scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Mason throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Von Sprockets tries to bench press Mason off him but Mason keeps the position.
Dieter Von Sprockets overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Von Sprockets gets back to half guard.
Von Sprockets is staying active underneath Mason, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Von Sprockets is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mason pulls his head out easily.
Von Sprockets is staying active underneath Mason, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets is looking for a sweep. Mason is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mason winds up and cracks Von Sprockets with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Mason seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are battling for position here. Von Sprockets manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Mason postures up.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Mason working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Mason trying to control but Von Sprockets is working from the bottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Sprockets is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mason defends well.
Von Sprockets avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mason wants to stand but Von Sprockets has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Von Sprockets is looking to land body kicks.
Von Sprockets lands with a shot to the body.
Dieter Von Sprockets is winning the standup battle so far.
Von Sprockets leaves Mason with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jab by Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Von Sprockets chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Von Sprockets lands a head kick!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Von Sprockets.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Von Sprockets.
Mason fails with the takedown.
Alexander Mason is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mason takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Von Sprockets lands a body shot.
Von Sprockets moves into range and clinches up with Mason.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mason tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Von Sprockets smiles and moves away.
Dieter Von Sprockets has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexander Mason.
Von Sprockets dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mason. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dieter Von Sprockets dominated that second round.
That's time! Von Sprockets's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Von Sprockets misses with a body kick.
Von Sprockets rushes Mason and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mason is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Von Sprockets pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Mason managing to block the knees to the body from Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets manages to pull guard.
Mason trying to control but Von Sprockets is working from the bottom.
Mason stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Von Sprockets swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Sprockets looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Mason passes into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets trying to hold on to Mason's head to control him but Mason postures up.
Von Sprockets tries to roll over but Mason keeps him under control.
Mason wants to pass to mount but Von Sprockets is defending the position.
Von Sprockets is trying to get back to full guard.
Von Sprockets has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Von Sprockets is refusing to be controlled, as Mason sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Von Sprockets is looking for a sweep. Mason is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mason is working for a submission of some sort.
Von Sprockets tries to get to full guard but Mason has control of the leg.
Von Sprockets wants to control but Mason is keeping busy.
Dieter Von Sprockets is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Sprockets is staying active underneath Mason, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Good leg kick by Von Sprockets there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets throws a leg kick which misses Mason's front leg but catches the back leg as Mason tries to avoid it.
Von Sprockets moves into the clinch.
Von Sprockets turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Von Sprockets manages to end up in side control.
Mason struggling a bit here.
Mason wants to get back to his feet but Von Sprockets drags him back down.
Mason manages to get back to half guard.
Mason wants to improve his position but Von Sprockets is controlling well.
Von Sprockets perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Mason wants to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mason trying to hold on to Von Sprockets's head to control him but Von Sprockets postures up.
Von Sprockets seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mason does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mason tries to roll over but Von Sprockets keeps him under control.
Von Sprockets tries to pass to full mount but Mason defends it.
Mason is trying to get back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mason looking for submissions off his back.
Mason takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Von Sprockets wants to pass to mount but Mason is defending the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dieter Von Sprockets showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Von Sprockets has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dieter Von Sprockets!
A very excited looking Dieter Von Sprockets made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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RATING
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