PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zbynek Taticzek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid's entrance music is Asteroid. A fine choice. Taticzek is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Feuer Frei. Anabol Asteroid could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Zbynek Taticzek's chin.

Asteroid
vs
Taticzek

188 cm
41
192 lbs
52 - 27 - 5

183 cm
30
184 lbs
22 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 52 - 27 - 5, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zbynek Taticzek!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taticzek lands a nice shot that snaps Asteroid's head back.
Taticzek misses with a hook. Asteroid ducked under it nicely.
Asteroid was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Asteroid tried to score with a low kick but Taticzek checks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Asteroid misses the target.
Asteroid sets himself, and Taticzek steps forward looking for the clinch! Asteroid avoids it this time.
Asteroid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Taticzek.
Taticzek uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Asteroid.
Taticzek throws a low kick but it's checked well by Asteroid.
Taticzek misses with a low kick as Asteroid jumps back.
Asteroid looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Asteroid walks into a stiff left hand from Taticzek.
A low kick from Taticzek is predictable there
and Asteroid finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Asteroid throws a low kick but it's checked well by Taticzek.
Asteroid fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Taticzek.
Asteroid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Asteroid slips a jab and a cross from Taticzek.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Taticzek wants to counter with a clinch but Asteroid pushes him away.
Asteroid slips a jab and a cross from Taticzek.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Taticzek looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Taticzek checks the leg kick nicely there.
Taticzek unleashes a big counter combination but Asteroid bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taticzek works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Asteroid avoids the body shot from Taticzek.
Taticzek ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asteroid moves away.
Asteroid throwing a counter right hand but Taticzek manages to avoid it.
Asteroid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Taticzek.
Taticzek throws a shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Taticzek.
Asteroid looks for the body kick but Taticzek saw that one coming.
Taticzek throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asteroid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Taticzek sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Asteroid misses.
Taticzek drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A slow jab from Taticzek misses its intended target.
That kick from Taticzek tenderised Asteroid's leg. Asteroid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asteroid throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid throws a hook but Taticzek avoids it easily.
It seemed like Taticzek was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Taticzek's sensitive parts.
Asteroid is looking to slow Taticzek down with leg kicks.
A jab from Taticzek does it's job there.
Asteroid throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Taticzek.

Taticzek is rocked!

It looks like Zbynek Taticzek has been cut.
Asteroid lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Taticzek falls backwards - clearly groggy! Asteroid dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.