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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hagar Hirmus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Cosby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cosby comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hikky Burr kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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195 lbs
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185 cm
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192 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hagar Hirmus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bill Cosby!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hirmus ducks under a wild hook from Cosby.
Nice uppercut there from Cosby.
Cosby feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cosby works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hirmus tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Cosby has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Hirmus can't escape the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cosby won't let Hirmus get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Cosby looking to control and managing it successfully.
It looks like Cosby might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hirmus is looking to improve his position but Cosby isn't that keen on the idea.
Cosby looking to control and managing it successfully.
Cosby has isolated one of Hirmus's arms. Hirmus looking to fight him off but Cosby twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bill Cosby!
As Bill Cosby got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'd like to thank my sponsor, "Jello Pudding Pops."'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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