PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Burger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Jyllendael (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Burger might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Parry Grip - Nom Nom Nom. Jake Jyllendael is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Burger
vs
Jake Jyllendael

180 cm
28
270 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

184 cm
32
251 lbs
13 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Burger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Jyllendael!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jyllendael looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Burger is fending him off so far but Jyllendael persists. Nope, Burger circles away and we're back to standing.

Jyllendael clinches up with Burger and pushes him back against the cage.
Burger lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Jake Jyllendael has been cut.
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.

Jyllendael breaks from the clinch.
Jyllendael fails with a takedown attempt.

Jyllendael rushes Burger and presses him up against the cage.
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jyllendael effectively controlling the action here.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
Burger prevents Jyllendael from breaking the clinch.
Jyllendael wants a takedown but no success here.
Fat Burger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Jyllendael.
Jyllendael dodges an elbow strike from Burger.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Burger just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jyllendael's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burger throws an elbow that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Jyllendael's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jyllendael avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
Jyllendael looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jyllendael tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jyllendael tries to pull guard but Burger forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
Jyllendael tries for a takedown. No joy.
Burger lands a nice elbow.
Burger makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jyllendael drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Burger gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jyllendael has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Burger avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Jyllendael tries for a takedown but Burger manages to get underhooks.
Burger comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Jake Jyllendael's cut even more.
A short right from Burger.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jyllendael misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
Jyllendael blocks an elbow strike from Burger.
Burger gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Burger.

The cut above Jake Jyllendael's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jyllendael jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Burger walks away with a smile on his face. Jyllendael gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Burger clinches up with Jyllendael and pushes him back against the cage.
Jyllendael is working for takedown but Burger is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jyllendael has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Burger after a bit of a struggle.
Jyllendael tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Burger just stands there and leans against the cage.
Burger lands a nice shot to the body.
Jyllendael looks winded!
Burger lands an elbow just above Jyllendael 's eye.
Jyllendael blocks an elbow strike from Burger.
Burger lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Burger lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Jake Jyllendael's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Burger lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jake Jyllendael's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fat Burger!
Fat Burger made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Clinching is fun For everyone, Except my opponents, Who should practice avoidance!'.
In defeat, Jake Jyllendael stepped up to the mic, saying 'oh, that was just bad luck'.