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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Wad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rape Alarm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick Wad has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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250 lbs
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235 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Wad!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rape Alarm!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wad bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wad slips a straight right by Alarm.
Alarm takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Rape Alarm has been cut.
Wad closes the distance and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from Wad.
Alarm is trying to pull guard but Wad turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wad.
Wad throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Alarms head.
A short uppercut from Wad.
Alarm blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Alarm is trying to pull guard but Wad has him pressed against the cage.
Wad lands a left hand.
Wad scores with a shoulder strike.
Alarm tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dick Wad has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rape Alarm.
Wad taking a breather.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wad pushes Alarm back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wad creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wad lands a body shot.
Alarm looks winded!
A short body shot lands from Wad as the two fighters clinch.
Wad lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wad scores with a hook to the body.
Wad scores with a shoulder strike.
Alarm tries to pull guard but Wad won't allow it.
Wad lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Wad.
Alarm is rocked!
Wad content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Alarm is still on wobbly legs! Can Wad finish him?
Wad digs a right hand underneath Alarm's ribcage. Alarm let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wad lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Alarm backwards.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wad obliges.
Wad makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wad landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wad works on Alarm's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wad works on Alarm's body with a couple of short punches.
Wad works on Alarm's body with a couple of short punches.
Wad throws a big uppercut that drops Alarm! More strikes from Wad and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Alarm lies dazed against the cage as Wad celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Wad!
Dick Wad retains his heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Dick Wad thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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pop
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