PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roberto Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garcia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ballad Of A Dead Soulja kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Garcia

194 cm
37
241 lbs
36 - 13 - 0

193 cm
35
250 lbs
27 - 21 - 2

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Roberto Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcia misses with a leg kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Garcia takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dos Equis Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garcia.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Garcia with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
We've been informed that Garcia has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dos Equis Guy digs a good body shot into Garcia's ribs.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy motions for Garcia to come forward. Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Garcia staying out of range there.
Garcia walks into a jab.
Garcia misses the shot to the body.
Garcia displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garcia takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice strike.
Garcia keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook but Garcia blocks it.
Garcia misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight right.
Garcia pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range and Garcia settles back down.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a sloppy right hand. Garcia should have avoided that one.
Garcia lands a jab to the nose.

Dos Equis Guy clinches with his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
I was talking to Dos Equis Guy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Garcia has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Garcia looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Garcia's ribcage. Garcia let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Garcia backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy - that landed with a thud.
Knees to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy works on Garcia's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Garcia blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Garcia's face.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Garcia with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Garcia controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Garcia.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Garcia has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Garcia blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Garcia has had enough of the clinch but Dos Equis Guy keeps him there for the moment.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Garcia's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Garcia's gas tank.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Garcia avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Garcia's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Garcia controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Garcia's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Garcia with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Garcia with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Garcia's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Garcia misses with some punches.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Garcia and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Garcia controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Garcia's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy is working Garcia over against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Garcia or not.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Garcia with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Garcia's ribcage. Garcia let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dos Equis Guy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Garcia in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Garcia controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Garcia takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good exchange - Dos Equis Guy coming out on top.
Garcia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dos Equis Guy.
A jab lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands an overhand right.

Garcia is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy drops Garcia with a big left hand! Garcia is injured, injured bad! Dos Equis Guy jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
After the big win, The Dos Equis Guy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Convicted Trap House and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.