PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sub Zero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugh Jindapants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zero kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is House of Cards. Hugh Jindapants will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Zero
vs
Jindapants

186 cm
30
217 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

205 cm
22
225 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sub Zero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hugh Jindapants!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Jindapants misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Zero misses the target.
Jindapants swats away the attempt to clinch by Zero.
Zero tries to clinch up.
Jindapants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zero.
Zero is looking to clinch.
Zero tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jindapants swats him away and circles back towards the center.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jindapants is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jindapants has had enough of the clinch but Zero keeps him there for the moment.
Zero misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jindapants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jindapants stalling the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zero throws a head punch that misses.
Zero swings wildly with an uppercut but Jindapants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jindapants looking to throw knees to the head but Zero is blocking nicely.
A short uppercut from Zero.
Jindapants slows down the pace here.
Jindapants blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zero misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jindapants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zero backwards.

Jindapants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jindapants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Zero takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Zero fails to land.
Jindapants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zero as Jindapants tries to tie him up.
Jindapants blocks an uppercut.
Zero misses with a punch on the inside.
Zero throws a punch but it's blocked by Jindapants.
Zero misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jindapants misses with a body punch.
Jindapants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zero lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jindapants scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zero tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zero throws a head punch that misses.
Zero lands a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jindapants misses with some punches.
Jindapants misses with a knee to the head.
Jindapants utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zero misses with the head strike.

Jindapants manages to break the clinch.
Jindapants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zero tries to close the distance and clinch but Jindapants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Zero moves in looking to clinch but Jindapants pushes him off.
Zero is looking to clinch.
Jindapants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jindapants keeps the fight on the outside.
Jindapants throws out a counter right but Zero avoids it with no problem.
Jindapants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zero swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zero tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jindapants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zero takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Jindapants darts in and clinches Zero up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jindapants is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Zero misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jindapants is looking to break free of the clinch but Zero has double underhooks.
Jindapants is looking to break free of the clinch but Zero has double underhooks.
Jindapants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zeros head.
Jindapants tries to break free but Zero pushes him back against the cage.
Jindapants controlling the action here for a moment.
Zero lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jindapants fails to land.
Zero scores with a shot to the side of Jindapants's head.
Zero has a couple of punches blocked by Jindapants.
Zero has a couple of punches blocked by Jindapants.
Jindapants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zero is keeping busy.
Zero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zero swings wildly with an uppercut but Jindapants uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zero working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zero.
Zero swings wildly with an uppercut but Jindapants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zero misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jindapants.
Zero misses with the head strike.
Zero lands a left hand.
Zero gets through Jindapants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice left hand lands by Jindapants.
Zero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zero misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jindapants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jindapants looking to stall.
Jindapants tries to work over Zero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jindapants blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sub Zero will probably get the nod.
That's time! Zero's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Zero tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jindapants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zero moves in looking to clinch but Jindapants pushes him off.
Jindapants works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jindapants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jindapants keeps the fight on the outside.
Jindapants circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zero tries to clinch up but Jindapants circles away and keeps his distance.
Jindapants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Zero darts in and clinches Jindapants up against the cage.
Zero misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jindapants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jindapants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zero.
Jindapants landing knees to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jindapants - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Jindapants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zero misses with a punch on the inside.
Zero misses with a punch on the inside.
Zero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zero throws a punch but it's blocked by Jindapants.
Zero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zero throws a head punch that misses.
Zero throws a head punch that misses.
Zero misses with some punches.
Jindapants is looking to control Zero's arms but Zero gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jindapants has his back to the cage.
Jindapants throws a head punch that misses.
Zero throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jindapantss head.
Jindapants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sub Zero has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jindapants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zero is keeping busy.
Jindapants is trying to maintain a safe position but Zero gets an underhook and turns Jindapants into the cage.
Zero working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zero scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zero lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zero has a couple of punches blocked by Jindapants.
Zero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zero misses with a hook from the clinch.

Jindapants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Zero gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jindapants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zero has a couple of punches blocked by Jindapants.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Jindapants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zero's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Zero fails to land.

Jindapants breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zero looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jindapants raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Jindapants keeps the fight on the outside.
Zero tries to clinch but Jindapants is having none of it.
Jindapants throws out a loose jab but Zero uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zero tries to clinch there but Jindapants circles away.
Zero tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jindapants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zero tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jindapants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Zero tries to clinch but Jindapants is having none of it.
Zero tries to clinch up.
Jindapants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Zero fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jindapants swats away the attempt to clinch by Zero.
A little jabbing left from Jindapants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jindapants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zero darts in trying to clinch
letting Jindapants counter with a right hand.
Zero wants to clinch up but Jindapants keeps it at a distance.
Jindapants loads up on a big right hand but Zero slips the punch.
Zero doesn't manage to clinch there - Jindapants circles away.
Zero tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jindapants counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Jindapants looks at the referee who does nothing so Jindapants lands a crushing right that sends Zero to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugh Jindapants!
During a confident post fight interview, Hugh Jindapants thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.